I’m not misleading you. It’s just what it says it is, every guy’s dream, a wall of trophies. The Great Wall of Vagina has several hundred plaster beaver casts, lined up and smiling back at you. I thought I’d seen just about every kind there was, but I was quite wrong. Many of these casts look more like road kill than the sweet little animal I’ve wresteled with, but for the most part, there ain’t a bad one in the bunch. You be the judge.
I wondered if this was thread appropriate, then I thought, what the hell, Michelangelo’s David has a penis, and that’s classic art, we can have a wall of beaver castings. Art is art. Fair is fair.
Since this is NSFW , you’re going to have to click a bit to see what I’m talking about.
[spoiler] You did catch the NSFW warning right…?
Must. Not. Click. While. At. Work. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shit! Nope. Ain’t gonna do it.
Damn.
lieu
January 9, 2013, 6:55pm
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Me either so just tell me, can you see it from space? All these casts on a wall, is there a cleaning lady walking around below with a Swiffer duster?
So…are we supposed to pick out which one looks like ours? XD Cause that might be a fun game to see what the most popular ‘design’ is lol.
Wow. All together like that the effect is kind of Lovecraftian.
RobDog
January 9, 2013, 7:29pm
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If each one was a different colour they’d look like Andy Whoreholes.
I’ll get my coat.
lieu
January 9, 2013, 7:37pm
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Yes, happy, merry, fun crafts.
Morgenstern:
I’m not misleading you. It’s just what it says it is, every guy’s dream, a wall of trophies. The Great Wall of Vagina has several hundred plaster beaver casts, lined up and smiling back at you. I thought I’d seen just about every kind there was, but I was quite wrong. Many of these casts look more like road kill than the sweet little animal I’ve wresteled with, but for the most part, there ain’t a bad one in the bunch. You be the judge.
I wondered if this was thread appropriate, then I thought, what the hell, Michelangelo’s David has a penis, and that’s classic art, we can have a wall of beaver castings. Art is art. Fair is fair.
Since this is NSFW , you’re going to have to click a bit to see what I’m talking about.
[spoiler] You did catch the NSFW warning right…?
So…if it was cox instead, would it be called a Great Wall of Urethras"?
They could attach the casts to the sides of a big cube and call it the Cock Block.
lieu
January 9, 2013, 7:52pm
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Hey, is that plaster of Paris Hilton?
That third one had me worried until I realized those were piercings.
Can you take lieu with you?
Just part of her, I believe.
Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina.
Maybe “Great Wall of Labia” or “Great Wall of Pudenda”.
Loach
January 9, 2013, 9:05pm
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ptr2void:
Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina.
Maybe “Great Wall of Labia” or “Great Wall of Pudenda”.
Like you didn’t know what it meant. And vulva doesn’t rhyme with China. Not meant to be taken literally.
These would be pretty neat in that stereo format, where you have to cross your eyes to see it in 3D.
What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
Now if I actually lived anywhere near there, I’d put price stickers on them when no one was looking.
