The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread.

I wonder if you’d get in troubles if you walked up and just started licking them.

Yes. The fact is that people use the term “vagina” colloquially all the time to just mean female genitalia in general, instead of what the term means officially.

All right, everyone pick out your favorite.

I’ll start: Panel 6, Row 1, Column 5. Very delicate features; smooth, innocent with a hint of naughtiness, symmetrical, classic.

Can anyone pick out the twins?

Bunch of cunts.

Layspeak pedantry aside (do you correct people who say they have a stomach ache?), there are some vaginas visible. :wink:

I think it’s a fascinating work. I’m constantly amazed at the variety that can be found in a few simple folds of flesh. And I couldn’t begin to tell you what mine looks like, or which one it’s similar too, sorry. I just don’t know that part of my anatomy all that well by sight.

Hey, that one looks like my sister’s!

(OK, not really, I just thought I’d throw down for most offensive possible reply. I have a feeling I’m not even close, though.)

I thought it looked more like your mom’s.
No, wait-- I’m thinking of your gramma’s.

Things to do today:

Pay American Express bill
Pay Chase bill
Buy cigarettes - check
Buy new beard trimmer
Call mother
Call realtor
Find new desktop background - check

Why yes, yes it does

If you “poke around” the site, you can find photos of the process, buy a coffee mug, or even a “do it yourself” kit. :smiley:

If they were cast limp and surrounded by water: Lake Flaccid
If excited and afixed to rope: Cords of Wood

I may not know much about art, but I know what I like.

Still doesn’t surpass Cynthia Plaster, who not only cast her subjects but first brought them to a reasonable state of tumescence.

Girls like to tease guys about how bad our junk looks, and frankly they’re right, but those pics are proof that some vaginas are just plain fugly.

Sex is sometimes called “bumping uglies” for a reason. Human genitals of both genders have always looked to me like they belonged on an entirely different and rather weird looking creature.

Sea slugs, I think.

Or slowly bring in your index fingers from either side until you see a weenie floating in front.

I am never going to look at those Greek statues in the same light again.

What the fuck, here’s a terrible joke:

“Dad, what do a woman’s private parts really look like?”

“Well…before or after making love?”

“I don’t know… Before?”

“Before making love she’s truly beautiful there, like a young rose with dew on its petals.”

“OK, then what about after?”

“After? Uh, well… Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”