**Be forewarned the entire movie is spoiled here. ** Otherwise I’d have to include the entire message in a spoiler box, which seems silly.
Okay, I’m talking about the original, 1988 version. I rented it and watched it after seeing it mentioned several times on this board as “chilling” and “haunting” and so forth. I was careful to avoid any description of what happens other than the basic minimum (wife goes missing at a gas stop, husband spends three years searching for her).
So: what am I missing? As the credits rolled, I wasn’t thinking of words like “chilling” or “haunting” or “disturbing” so much as “dumb” and “predictable.” I mean, it wasn’t a bad movie, it just had absolutely no impact on me whatsoever. I can’t see how the ending was remotely scary for anyone who’s ever read a thriller novel or seen a suspense movie. The movie says what it’s going to do at the beginning, and then it just proceeds to do it over the next two hours.
The only point at which I was wondering what was going to happen was when goatee guy was describing how he ran into Saskia in the gas station; I expected that he was going to reveal that he’d intended to abduct her, but was distracted and something far far worse happened. But of course that whole line of thinking was dropped within a few minutes, as if the movie was quickly trying to get back on track so that there be absolutely no suspense involved whatsoever. The guy said he was a sociopath not long after meeting the husband, plus we’d seen him stalking women and planning his abduction for over an hour at this point. I just didn’t see where the tension was coming from.
Remember I warned you that there were SPOILERS
Now, I understand that being buried alive would be truly horrible were it to happen in real life. But this is fiction, and it’s been happening to people in fiction for hundreds of years. Plus, it was the first thing I thought of when Saskia talks about being trapped in a golden egg, and then confirmed when goatee guy buys the secluded house in the middle of nowhere.
I even said, “Okay, it’s a European movie, it’s not about plot, so everything’s symbolic.” And yeah, I get that too – it’s a metaphor for death. No one knows what happens after death. Everyone is going to die. We all die alone. There are lots of cliches about death, and they’re cliches because they’re thoughts that everyone has had at one point or another. So is it a character study about obsession and/or dissociative behavior? Maybe, but I thought that character studies had to be more subtle than having characters walking around explicitly saying, “I’m obsessed” or “I exhibit dissociative behavior.”
So again: what’d I miss?