The Vatican cracks down on abusers

Vatican chief Tedeschi dismissed

Does this all seem awfully harsh to you as well? Shouldn’t they just move him quietly to another bank? :wink:

A more accurate in spirit report.
Vatican sacks banker after drawing line at abuse of its money

So it’s true. A bad banker pulls it out too early and you lose interest.

Only if he was in arrears.

Those are really bum jokes, guys.

Boo fucking hoo, for thieves losing some money.

Substantial penalties for early withdrawal.

I hope he writes a tell all.

Are we going to see this guy hanging from a bridge?

Light a candle for the Archbishop . . .

It’ll be ironic if he gets sent to prison. He’s probably the only guy around who won’t enjoy the sex.

Now I can’t get Vatican cracks out of my head. Especially Ratzinger’s. aueghghgh

Can’t see Pope Palpatine in jail … but he would take the money, run for it, buy an island and set up a non-extradition cozy haven for himself and all his criminal buddies.

In the meanwhile; we have to be exposed to their noisy malarkey about how birth-control is wrong, and how dare Catholics complain about abused children without putting butts into pews, nor cash into the collection plate. Oi, bishop, sell a painting or three and get over it!!!

The bible got it al wrong. Jesus didn’t throw the money lenders out of the temple, because they were making his Fathers house into a den of thieves. No, he got angry at them for not making enough money at it.

Nice thought, but I’m pretty sure Darth Pontiff can’t be prosecuted by any non-Church authority in any circumstances – he’s a sovereign, after all.