These are hysterical. I just had to share. I suggest starting with Merry’s, because I think that was the first one she wrote.
Yep, those are great. “Pervy hobbit-fancier” has been one of my favorite insults since I first read them.
Sam will kill you if you try anything. hehe
Those are the funniest things ever!!!
I count myself very lucky to have managed to get myself a 'Pervy-Hobbit Fancier" T-shirt before they stopped selling them.
My new favorite in insult is:
“Sure, (Insert other person’s boast here), and I’m the Elf-queen of Mirkwood.”
Why yes, I am one of the biggest dorks ever to walk the planet…