The video game ending thread- spoilers

I’m a horrible gamer. I admit it. To compensate, my style of gaming is to play with my brother- I sit on the couch and read comic books while he plays a game. I follow the storyline and solve the puzzles for him. Alternately, I read to him from the cheat sheet.

Hey, it’s a contribution.

Anyway, endings to games that I have participated in. Any guesses?

The girlfriend croaks. The villain turns into an Alien who you have to beat. And the rest is essentially silence.

Fireworks!

Cut to the opera house- when the lights dim, it turns out that everyone is infected.

Hey, you sound like my sister! Oftimes, I’ll just say “You can play if you figure out this dang puzzle for me.” Once or twice, she’s actually done it. I think this is why I like Mega Man so much. =p

And your fireworks ending reminds me of my mother standing in front of me asking if I’d see fireworks if I beat the game repeatedly.

Girlfriend croaks- Ninja Gaiden…3, I believe. That was a long time ago, though.

Villain is actually an alien- Mega Man 2. (Although you learn later that it was actually just another robot Wily made)

Silence- …?

Fireworks- Super Mario, of course. (Even if it isn’t, it still works)

Opera lights go down and everyone’s infected- Parasite Eve.

Fireworks ended the first Monkey Island game, so that’s my guess.

It seems strangely appropriate that Chocobo would know the endings to many console-based games.

Bring the PC-ending-spoilers on, I say! Bring them on! Well, after I’ve found some breakfast.

i’m not so sure that chocobo got the first one right; it looked like that was the ending of just ONE game… probably an obscure one at that.

In Metroid (NES) Samus Aran (sp?) is really a girl. Just the opposite, to quote the simpson’s own Mayor Quimby, “The chick in the Crying Game is really a man.”

HUGS!
Sqrl

PS. I love evil spoiler threads. Mwuhahahaha

I like the very idea of this thread. I’ll throw some more into the general pot. One game per line, starting now:

The savior in exile.

Mortality regained.

Eternal discovery waits.

Spike! For you! In your head!

He finally smiles.

Splinters of time will never mend.

A new god rises. Anarchy’s promise. Life’s good at the top.

The book is shelved nowhere.

Is this Chrono Trigger?

<<Spike! For you! In your head! >>

Either “Diablo”, or “Volleyball Kombat” :wink:

Here’s another addition to the potluck: “The head (The second one) is tossed into the devoid, but the Legion had to be sacrificed.”

Ranchoth

Drastic:

Is this from Planescape: Torment?

DarkPrince: yup. I loved that the endgame could be tackled in a couple different approaches.

Ranchoth: likewise, a yes. Er, to the first at least. And I think a Volleyball Kombat secret level off of Hell would have been a great addition to the game–the Doom Knights could have batted Fallens around. Alas. :slight_smile:

Totoro: Nope, at least not intentionally–never played that one. It’s from a text adventure (folks usually call it “interactive fiction” these days), and a rather recent one at that. One other item in my potluck additions also comes from the IF genre.

For the other ending-crypticisms, the only thing I can think of is for “fireworks!”–and that’s the ending stage in the lightgun game “Point Blank”, where how many targets on the castle you zap determines the length of the fireworks display.

And to think, I hang around r*if, lurk on IFmud, have played and judged annual comp entries for the past four years, and I don’t recognize the splinters of time or any of the other endings.

I’m going to go cry now.

Fallout?

my guess is spy hunter…
Ohh wait that game didn’t end did it
Bah, I was always bad at these threads

walks away in silence

How do you get to the cow level in diablo 2?

Sounds like FF7.

pcubed: righto. I always wanted the ending to be extended, the Wanderer raising an army from all the towns he’s saved along the journey, coming back and taking over the vault.

And I’ve made lno cry, which is always when things go too far. The splinters of time thing referred to Adam Cadre’s “Shrapnel”, which for sheer visceral impact, in my opinion, very much outdid the more-lauded “Photopia.”

The other IF ending was “eternal discovery waits”, referring to the classic Infocom title “A Mind Forever Voyaging.”

But the rest will remain unrevealed for now, until more eyes get put out. :slight_smile:

Parasite Eve.

How about these. Sorted in order of obscurity, most well-known first:

Another star brings a new hope for 40,000.

A candid home video is made.

The new ruler kills his wife.

The new ruler kills his best friend.

Your photo album is shown.

Space Quest I?

Couldn’t be Space Quest I; although you used the Star Generator to make the Sariens go kablooie, I don’t recall any hint whatsoever that it either made a new star or helped 40,000 people.

There’s a candid home video in one of the possible endings to The 11th Hour, I think.