Being the epitome of all that is pain and suffering, Satan must have the most annoying voice in existence. So who does Satan sound like?
Evil is sexy! So hot. I imagine it kind of like Randall Flagg in the movie version of the Stand. And that he often talks about his tight leather pants are chafing…
Whats with you? Gilbert Gottfried’s voice is great!
Hey, I like Harvey Fierstein’s voice. I just like everything about Harv, he’s the coolness.
I gotta go with Ray Romano on this. In fact, I think Romano is Satan.
The correct answer is Jon Lovitz.
None of the above.
Jar Jar Binks.
What?
I went with Rachael Ray. I don’t know what it is but I can’t stand her voice. It annoys the crap out of me.
Sarah Palin. Listening to her talk makes me want to tear my hair out.
And yet (if you do believe that he exists), the Bible says he keeps transforming himself into an angle of light. Being the ultimate tempter (as used on Adam & Eve, Jesus, Barny, etc …), I would think he would have a smooth, beguiling voice.
Barney the purple dinosaur? I knew he was of the devil!
I thought that was pretty common knowledge.
That’s what I’d assume how Satan sounded. Something very pleasing, nigh irresistible.
Glen Beck.
The Prince of Lies has a smooth, almost pleasant voice.
The Prince of Darkness & Destruction sounds like a dragon roaring.
In other words, whatever he/she/it wants it to be.
I picked Janet Street Porter because hearing her voice makes me want to electric drill my ears.
Dan Castellaneta as The Robot Devil.
W.
Yes; I’m thinking James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan. That’s how I imagine Satan sounding like. Smooth, hypnotically ominous.
So right.
Some of you are overthinking the Satan angle. The basic question is who has the most annoying voice.