I Am the Lord Thy Zod, Er I Mean, God!

Terence Stamp is the voice of God in new audio edition of the New Testament which will be out just as soon as they can find Satan.

I think that it should be James Earl Jones, then fans can dub his lines in the Bible over those of Whinnikin Skywalker. :smiley:

Translation, “We can’t get Mick to return our calls.”

I would totally buy that. But only if they add a line. “Thus sayeth the Lord, no more fucking ABBA!”

I think Alan Rickman could do a nice job with the role.

Does God actually have any lines in the New Testament? I thought he’d turned the firm over to the kid and his posse pretty much by then. Maybe in Revelations…?

He tells John the Baptist to drown His kid. :wink:

The best Satan I ever heard was Billy Zane. I think he played the part in a Tales from the Crypt episode I saw, with most of it just being voice acting. He nailed it.

Pity Vincent Price is no longer available.

When I read this article in the paper, I immediately thought of opera singer Samuel Ramey:

He’s also done a CD called, “A Date With the Devil”.

Satan- If NOT Alan Cummings, then Al Pacino or Julian Sands.

But in the beginning was the Word, and the Word was God, right?

:slight_smile:

Jude Law or Patrick Stewart could do a pretty sly Lucifer, I think.

23: And then Jesus spaketh, saying, “Art thou dense? Art thou slow in mind?”
24: “I am the son of He is Who He is! He that thou shall kneel before.”

I’m going to second Alan Rickman was the devil.

As long as he doesn’t choke on a grape.
(Please, somebody- get the reference!)

Saturday Night Live, right?

Whew! Yeah- actually the first skit I really noticed Norm MacDonald in.