TWD as “written” by my copy of The Sims 2
All Sim interactions are autonomous, except where noted…
Shane, Lori, Rick, Andrea
Set up farmhouse, Shane immediately starts griping at Lori about something, goes off to play hackysack with Andrea
Lori joins in, Shane leaves, Rick frets about something and boos the hackysack match
I force the matchmaker sim to zombie state, as she can appear autonomously but can’t enter the house
Lori burns lunch, Rick stamps his foot and frets
Lori goes up to the autonomous woohoo bed and has some fun with Rick
…and gets preggers right away…
Shane and Andrea are chatting over Lori’s burned lunch
I take the group to a public lot that happens to have a couple double beds on it, one is in use by a lesbian couple, the other is open
Andrea takes that bed…
With a NPC sim Andrea Hogan…
When the first lesbian couple clears the first bed, Lori grabs it…
…and is joined by Brandi LeTourneau! Yes, Lori decides, even though she’s pregnant, to have a lesbian tryst with another woman!
Rick is FURIOUS! and slaps Lori in anger
Our Andrea decides to woohoo Abijheet Longstupidname…
I get sick of this soap opera crap and send them home, where I have a zombie waiting for them (it must have escaped from the barn) Kaylynn the (zombie) maid
First victim choice by zombie Kaylynn? Andrea, who gets bit, turns, and immediately hits the woohoo bed with her female attacker!
So now I have two ZOMBIE LESBIANS going at it!
Geez, I can’t escape the soap opera crap even in the Simsverse
Kay then attacks Shane, and eats his brains, Shane turns as well, then goes up to woohoo zombie Andrea again in celebration
So far the score is;
Zombies 3, humans 2…
And right now, Rick decides to Woohoo with…
Zombie Shane!
Geez, I guess the marriage with Lori MUST be over, if you’re going to shag your now zombified cop ex-partner that hates you and wants to eat your brain,…
Oh, it turns out sim zombies can’t attack pregnant sims, so I made Lori miscarry…
Now Lori is attacked and eaten by Kay the zombie maid, ends up going into aspiration failure and visited by the psychiatrist
And now, Rick is the last human, driven mad by the horror around him, he decides to relax with a little Woohoo…
…with Kay, the Zombie Maid!…
…as Zombie Shane cheers them on…
After woohoo, Rick starts shoving Kay around and berating her…
So, now, the lone human in a house full of zombies, what does Rick choose to do?
Watch TV for hours then assault his cheating zombie wife, Andrea comes to her rescue and attacks Rick, who wins the fight and goes back to misogyny
Finally, Rick gets bitten and turns, who turns him? Shane!
What’s sad is that this computer-generated, random story actually is better written than the actual episodes of the show, maybe they should fire the writing staff and replace them with a modded copy of The Sims 2…