The weird objects game

Da Rules: I’m going to list a bunch of objects that I have sitting on and/or near my desk. If you have any of the same objects on your desk or near it (or hey even in the same room as the computer), reply with which ones, and then list some of your own.

Aquafina bottle
Lysol Disinfectant
Pencil Lead
Acetone
Hair styling glue
Glow in the dark paint
Estes “Electron Beam” rocket launcher
Oven mit
Broken glass
Sword
Firecrackers
Neosporin
Black thread

I’ve got this one…somewhere…

Mine:
Jeep Hubcap
Nebraska flag
Scottish flag
Hockey puck
Petrified wood
Rock hammer
Star Wars legos
Aloe plant
500’ steel tape (take that!)
Many cups of cement
A trowel

Woo! I got the Aquafina bottle!

Glue stick
Roll of film
‘Finding Nemo’ cereal-box toys
Gold present bow
Graduation cap
Fake flower
Tiny snowglobe
Snail-shaped candle holder
Fully articulated wooden hand model
Bottle of bubbles
Chinchilla (yes, a live chinchilla!)

I do, in fact, have a trowel in this room.

30-atriculation point Spiderman figure
Game boy SP (platinum)
car keys
alarm clock
Swiss Army knife
tweezers
Giant foam rubber Marvin the Martian helmet
black light
Maglight
cup of state quarters
Squeezy stress reliever shaped like a smiling pumpkin
Crown Royale bag full of casino tokens

I have purple, red, and beige thread, but not black.

Other things:

Emergency lanterns
Carpet tape
Patchouli body cream
5-pound dumbbells
Mardi Gras stuff – hats, toys, beads, two Zulu coconuts
Copper-clad, wooden-based mug
Bag of sequins
Antique watch
Blood-sugar testing equipment
1930s mother-of-pearl inlayed wooden duck

What I have from the lists:
Star Wars legos

Things in my office near me:

Suffed Chef bear from Princess cruise lines
Disney Wodl photo frame from the year 2000 celebration
Mandarin style stuffed bear from Singapore Conrad hotel
2 stop watches
Hand painted ceramic coffee mug (from my neice)
Promotional frisbees from various software products (windows 98 and the like)
A canvas Devil head style trick or treat bucket
A dead fern
A 6" plastic eric cartman
3 squishyballs that look like the planet earth
one can of wheat grass jelly drink from Singapore (unopened)
Purple glass head with plastic leis and promotional hats on it

I have:
Roll of film, graduation cap, swiss army knife, and tweezers.
Also have alarm clock, but it’s disassembled, and a gameboy advance (not SP though).

No Steel tape, but I do have 600 yards of kevlar fiber somewhere around here.

Stuff I had:
film
lead

Mine:
Lable labling the computer “computer”
Loose class pictures
Magnifying glass
Unopened tube of chapstick
Kite String
Report card
Lawn gnome
Play program
Pile of handwritten bass tabs
Yellow Super Ball
French Workbook

okay daniel…
Aquafine Bottle CHECK
Pencil lead CHECK
Acetone CHECK
Firecrackers CHECK
Neosporin CHECK

…now that’s just downright creepy…

other things: glass half filled with water
phone card
cell phone
bracelet
sunburn lotion
watch
socks
catalogue

okay DYD:

cell phone - got it
bracelet - got it
watch - got it
catalogue - got it

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My desk:

mini bottle of tabasco
used bottle of Fleet phosopho-soda
used bottle of Lubriderm Advanced Therapy cream lotion
bottle of “magicool”
various crafts made by my kids
transcriber
singing sunflower

It’s not glow-in-the-dark, but I have a bottle of Testor’s silver model paint and the following things are on my desk:

monitor
4 letter trays w/CD labeling supplies
Batman - TAS DVD
five different remotes
glass of Pepsi & coaster
telephone
model the original Enterprise that came out of a broken snow globe
scissors
assorted sheets of paper
keyboard
mouse
gel wrist rest
fingernail clippers
model paint brush
Bic Metal Roller pen (black)
small calculator
cable modem
model paint thinner
a couple of Compact Flash cards (8Mb & 256Mb)
network card adapter for my laptop
some store receipts
two daily calendars (Gahan Wilson & Hot Wheels)

Gah! what a amess!

Aww Mr. Blue Sky, you’re messin’ it up. Monitors, keyboards, mice, and cable modems aren’t really wierd to have on a desk.

:smack: My bad! Carry on.

All I had was pencil lead; the Lysol can got thrown out the other day.

7 Gatorade bottles (lemon-lime)
2 spoons, 1 fork
16-inch softball
7 pairs of drumsticks
2 practice pads
Snare drum
Metronome

HEY! What about my stuff?

sniff

Uh…yeah I have a crateload of crafts made by your kids.

Heck, Eilsel, if we’re going to start listing honest equipment like transcribers, I’ll call your transcriber and raise you one more. :smiley:

ROFL…well geez, then ignore the transcriber and use the rest.

Go ahead…do you have any of that stuff? LOL

grabbing my kids’ junk … er…crafts outta x’s hands

GIMME THOSE. :smiley:

I have some crafts made by Eilsel’s kids, being their real daddy and all…

and the black thread, maglite, several rols of film…

plus:

a Minolta Auto Meter III

3 extra monitors (not the lizard)

a floppy cow toy (like Beanie Baby, but not that brand)

a lemon

an old 60’s era transistor AM radio

a monitor lizard floppy toy

a bottle of Bicardi 151 that I was thinking of using in my 2/3 filed glass of Coke with a slice of lime and some crushed ice

Teva sandals

14 different pocket and “swiss armt type” knives

a drawing from my last ex’s youngest child who just e-mailed it to me and I printed it out

hospital bill

:eek: