Like the bad penny that always turns up, like a recurrent rash on the withered organs of the Right, red, rough, and sore. Our own K-Mart Emma Goldman, love child of Eugene V. Debs by Eleanor Roosevelt, our very own, the svelte and slinky Stoid…
She’s baaaaaaaack!
Distracted from her ongoing crusade to undermine all that is Good and Proper in Western Civ. and corrupting the morals of our clear-eyed youth, this vicious and sloe-eyed slattern swoops down again to feast upon the inanity of our Fearless Leader. The Usual Suspects prick up thier ears: But soft! Is that the flutter of the harpy’s wings? Thier butt cheeks pucker at impending talons, dread and dismay lights thier porcine eyes.
Certain persons, scurrilous and ignoble partisans chipping away at the very foundations of the Republic, such as the sacred rights of Property, who will rejoice to see the return of the most recent incarnation of Phoebe Zietgeist. Such as these will find it difficult to skulk in the shadows and shout YEEEEEE-hawwwww! in the same instant.
Sure you don’t mean YIE-HAW!, elucidator?
By the way, you owe me credit for the use of “Emma Goldman” and “love child” in the same sentence, as I was the one who originally suggested that you were the love child of Emma Goldman and W.C. Fields.
If so— then Spike stinks, and is the worst character in the history of fiction and is about as cool as Screech from Saved By The Bell. His sole role for this season is to follow Angel around like a intern fetching his coffee and making sure his convertible is nice and shiny.
There-- that ought to get her attention.
I am just kidding of course. Please don’t kill me Stoid. You either Pepperlandgirl. Its a roast!
All kidding aside, I cannot wait for the new season to start. With the W&H plot-line and Spike added to the cast (and the subtraction of two somewhat played out characters) this season is looking very promising.
Do you happen to when the first episode is scheduled to air?
I’ve heard conflicting reports. October 9 and October 1. Unfortunately, both sources aren’t very reliable, so I can’t say for sure.
I can’t wait either…I’ve seen some spoilers, and so far, I likes what I sees…
Have a little more respect. You’re talking about a woman with uncanny powers and abilities. For example, she need only watch one documentary about cochlear implants to know everything about deaf culture and its lack of validity.
And as for YOU, elf…well, Spike is standing right next to me and he’s ready to have you for supper. (I’m so tickled… a VERY good friend of mine, one who has actually spent time with JM, gave me a perfectly gorgeous life-size Spike for my housewarming. He’s postively edible! I get a little thrill every time I look over in the corner, where he lives.) Don’t you be messin’ with my spikey…
elucidator, you’re a prick. Why are you trying to pick a fight? And further, why am I rising to the bait? I’m just a sucker, I guess. What’s your excuse?
Stoid, welcome back. Truth be told, I didn’t even know you were gone, but now that I know you’re back I’ll be waiting with bated breath to Pit you over something. On that, ma’am, you have my word.
