Spend many mornings of your life trying to convince interviewing panels that you do have other interests/ skills besides music and would make an excellent receptionist/ office junior/ waitress and aren’t actually an airy-fairy scatterbrain so wrapped up in your art that you can’t function normally in the ‘real’ world…
Be a human encyclopaedia, able to answer any question about any composer or piece of classical music no matter how obscure. Surely after four years of study you must be able to identify this theme from the third movement of a flute sonata that I’m whistling to you now…
Regularly attempt to play stuff you’d mastered at 18, bemoan your weak, wet-fish-like fingers, fantasise a little about playing for an enraptured audience of thousands, then go off and smoke a cigarette and watch some crap on TV.
Help prevent spontaneous sing-alongs from falling apart by getting your mates back on track when they’ve lost the key
Impress people at parties - see it is good for something.
What can you do with a Masters Degree in Art Therapy?
Gee, I don’t know. The bottom fell out of the human services market about the time I graduated. As people who receive art therapy are often children or people who are chronically mentally ill, there does not seem to be a great clammoring for funding adjunctive therapy services like art therapy.
I did learn a lot about myself. I also use my skills to dodge emotional spatter (and occasionally shrapnel) at home and at work.
Smackdown the English majors who became prescriptive grammarians
Intimidate absolutely everyone by diagramming a sentence a dozen different ways
Bore absolutely everyone by doing it as a party trick
Lie awake at night trying to divine the pronunciation rules of the symbol “g” in Old English, based on the first four lines of Beowulf, because you’re too lazy to look it up
Accumulate even more student debt (grad school, law school, etc).
That’s the degree I graduate with. No one at my college has a major. The closest name that we (students) can come up with is a double major in math and linguistics, with a double minor in comparative literature and science.*
**this completely neglects the philosophy and music aspects of the program, but…yeah. I’m done.