The Wicker Man remake - wow that kicked ass! (spoilers)

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I mean in an awesomely bad way.

Drop kicking Leelee Sobieski accross the room. Laying bitches out dressed in a bear suit. Jacking some lady’s bike at gunpoint.
They should have an alternate ending with Cage kicking the crap out of the whole village Ghost Rider style screaming WHOS THE MAN BITCHES?!!! with the flaming wicker man behind him. It would have fit better with the rest of the movie.

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The original is still one of the spookiest/eeriest movies I know. Plus it has Britt Eklund nekkid.

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Plus it has Britt Eklund nekkid.
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I think that was a body double.

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Only for part of it. There is plenty of topless Britt.

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Only for part of it. There is plenty of topless Britt.
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Right; she was pregant at the time, so the full-body scenes were done by a damned sexy body double.

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This is required posting in any Wicker Man remake thread.

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I mean in an awesomely bad way.

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OK, then. I came in to point out your typo, the ki in ‘kicked’ should have been su.

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Thank you for not making me look for that! :smiley: This one’s great too!

But bestest of the worstest has to be this, has a great beat and you can dance to it too!
“My legs, why are you breaking my legs”

CMC +fnord!
Nicolas Cage watches The Wicker Man

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[QUOTE=msmith537]
I mean in an awesomely bad way.

Drop kicking Leelee Sobieski accross the room. Laying bitches out dressed in a bear suit. Jacking some lady’s bike at gunpoint.
They should have an alternate ending with Cage kicking the crap out of the whole village Ghost Rider style screaming WHOS THE MAN BITCHES?!!! with the flaming wicker man behind him. It would have fit better with the rest of the movie.
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“STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!”

Yep, this movie is horrifically bad–in that MST3K kind of way.