well, well. a kitty kat and a winged lizard r fightin with each other… er…eeee…errr…eeee fightin with each other sound a little TOO mature 4 them. perhaps ‘squabbling’?
In fact, i think i want 1 of dem photos too!
changes into another cat
swipes paw and tries to take one of the photos
loses balance and falls off the cabinet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HELP!
no body wants to help me…
im Falling, and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and fallingand falling and falling and falling
and to my expense, time slows down…
and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling…
SPLAT!
Strolls in, glances to see young dragonling many cats, and some old people looks down, sees strnage splat could have helped with that, oh well. pulls out of special dragon trenchcoat large glass, a bottle of vodka, and some orange juicehmmm, old people scare me, cats are annoying, and that dragon is too little. oh well, i will sit… here. sits by food table and poors large glass of vodka/orange juice burp! fire comes out of mouth and burns tree hehe, uhh, sorry.
watches the mass destruction around her, and VERY CAREFULLY hides the espresso machine Who me? I dunno anything about coffee …
makes another Pepsi & Peach Schnapps and sits on the coffee table Nice, um, wallpaper you’ve got here. Is it recycled?
AHHHHHHH!
YOU! YES, YOU, the BLINKDRAGON! YOU TORE DOWN MY WALL PAPER!
::gasp::
::sigh::
yes, i am alright . . .
doesn’t notice the wings in the espresso machine . . .
so would anyone like some coffee?
flips switch
tumble tumble
now that we are all relaxed, let’s have a look at those photos . . .
::notices the big splat::
AAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!! freaks out and goes wild
what the heck is that?
one of my nice photos framed in THAT . . . THAT pile off gooop!
::upset, she hides hides herself in a laundry machine, in “peace” to look at the pictures, just as creaky passes by with a stained sweater . . . and turnes the machine on::
around and around and around . . .
dragon shadow goes 'round and 'round whooooo dizzy . . .
hmmm… reads from book about dragons “dragons are very very good at projectile vomiting”
…
scrambles further away
“Cats always land on their feet.
Toast always lands peanut butter side down.
A cat with toast strapped to its back with butter side up hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision”
-my little brother 
dizzily pulls herself out or the washer as creaky reaches in and grabs her sweater . . . clings on to the sweater desprately, on the verge of puking . . . creaky stuffs both dragon and sweater into the dryer . . . and . . .
woohoo! a merry-go-'round! now all i need is a lolly pop . . .
Picks up CougerFang, straps butterd toast to back, holds CougerFang aloft. . .
Ok it seems you little brouther was wrong Dragon
sliding like liquied metal into one piece
Whoa. Maybe you guyz should go try ** that ** one out…It feels like you are going to die…
No wait: i did. but i hav 8 more lives. Better save them for next halloween.
rubs hands in anticipation
waves hands (again)
cougarfang floats up in the air
Tsk, tsk, tsk… Trying to fly??
No, no, no… don’t shake your head at me…
Little children shouldn’t play with fire either…
hmmm, you sure that toast is… toasty enough? maybe a bit of blows fire in direction of cougerfang, lighting toast on fire there. wait. uhhh, could somebody put that out? don’t want poor kitty to burn up now do we? (i may need a snack later,Muahahahahaha)
Damn! I always seem to find the party late.
I’ll just sneak in through the back door.
(Aunti Creaky sees Cougarfang in danger of incineration.)
Oh, no! I’ll save you, kitty-pie!
(Auntie Creaky grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and lets loose on the dragon.)
Annoying? Annoying?! We haven’t even started trying to be annoying yet, so watch what you say. 
Wow…quite the raucous party. I wish I could stay, especially since I brought tequila, but I have a feeling a bird would not fair well with this crowd…or may may fare too well. Um…yeah…here’s my bottle of liquid golden stupor. Let me leave now! Bye, helluva gathering. I’ve a prior engagment, so must be off. Thanks for the invite and…[sub] [cartoon-ish feet scrambling for purchase] 'BYE! [/cartoon-ish feet gaining purchase] [/sub]
awww . . . isn’t that touching cougar? now wouldn’t you cooperate with the pink tutu? (just jokin)
ohhh i forgot:
*dragon shadow pulls herself up out of the dryer (recharged with fire ), ready to vomit on creaky’s sweater . . . *