Okay, y’all, enough of this atrocious “I’ll lurn you good!” hillbilly vernacular mockery! The real hillbilly has arrived to spank you all! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
(Strangely enough, this hillbilly is a grammarian. Yes, a grammarian from West Virginia. Oxymoron? Perhaps…)
:::whips out her black soft-leather pillow and suede cat o’ nine tails::: BACK, y’all, BACK! :::pummels Vestal Blue, gets knocked over backwards from loss of balance in the heels::: WHA! Darn these things!
:::stands up, regains composure, looks at self in mirror:::
Damn, I look good in this thing. Why didn’t I buy one of these years ago?
::::And so our scene ends, with Ruffian ominously distracted…:::
With the honey searing his eyes, red_dragon accidentally stumbles into ruffian.
“Oww! Oww, oh geez, whatever that was or whoever you are, put that- Ow! Okay, let’s dance”
red pulls out the dreaded pillow pike of Badaboopistan! Wham! He knocks down ruffian, but is still dizzy and falls down on top of her.
“Hey, you single?” he says to her.
Sneaking up quietly behind VB, purplebear pummels him right across the back of his knees, sending him crashing to the floor, where he almost rolls into red_dragon and Ruffian.
THAT’S for turning your back on me again!
Giggling uncontrollably, she looks around for her next victim, though it’s getting harder to see with all of the honey dripping into her eyes and elsewhere…
Pulling red’s head down to her eye level, Ruffian says with a smirk,
“Sorry, honey, I’m taken.” Ruff shoves him away with a yank and walks away, kicking off the infernal heels as she goes. “Damn things!” (Is it me, or is this sounding like an X-men comic? A girl in a black leather merrywidow battling a red dragon with a cat o’ nine tails?)
“What the hell is with all this honey? Don’t y’all know how hard it is to clean leather?”
Finding no fun in Ruffian, red_dragon moves on. He sees the Amazingly Large Pillow! The ALP weighs nine metric tonnes, and he hefts it, overcoming the downy weight. With a swift throw, he lobs it onto VB.
“That’s for picking on PB”
Thanks, red_dragon! Appreciate the help with VB, she says as she gets groggily to her feet, and tries to catch her breath again. Now…where’d my pillows go?
Stop smirking, soulsling, or you’ll be next! And, I wasn’t talking about those pillows!
purplebear once again makes a vain attempt to get her top into some semblence of decency, and walks off muttering to herself: now where did those pillows get to?..
purplebear starts walking away, apparently looking for other victims, and suddenly turns and WHOMPS both dpr and soulsling for just staring at her :o well, never you mind at what…
Sorry, guys, I just couldn’t resist it! 'Sides, everyone else left the room, at least for now.
Looking around at the almost empty room. Where’d everyone else go?
returns after a nice sleep and realizes she has honey on her and was knocked down then helped up Whoa you guys just kept right on going didn’tcha? Well lets see here. while everyone else is asleep she runs around and puts shaving cream in the guys hands then tickles their noses with a feather so they get shaving cream all over their faces then giggling she twaps them all good with her pillow again
::smiles broadly::
(And glad you liked the pictures… blush)