The Women of the Straight Dope

<wacks red dragon with her pillow>

that’s for getting me when I wasn’t looking last night!

<thinks soulsling is getting entirely too comfortable… begins planning a quick strike attack to get those pillows>

but perhaps offering to lick his fingers for him may be a suitable distraction…

::looks up at pandora thinking ‘mmmmmm, wonder if she’d lick my fingers…’::

::stands up and firmly grips pillow in hand::

ohhh paaandoooooraaaaaaa… :wink:

moves to the side as VB groggily swings a pillow

Missed me, hon…still seeing double? :wink:

curses… foiled again

Can’t you find something better to hold on to then the pillow?

but… an offer is an offer…
<dips soulsling’s fingers in chocolate and proceeds to lick it off>

But at that moment, Pandora and Soulsling are caught off guard by a large pillow flying at them. “you guys were haveing too much fun,” red_dragon quips. Chocolater and honey cover everything in sight.

wanders around with her pillow in hand and sipping her coffee Hmm what next? twaps the nearest person with her pillow then looks around smelling chocolate There’s chocolate too? Am I in heaven?

Red, your’e gonna pay… :smiley:

::throws himself on top of red and proceeds to stick feathers onto all the honey and chocolate covered spots::

<offers to share her chocolate with topaz :slight_smile: >

<Twack hits soulsling and red with her pillow>

hey you two… as entertaining as it is to watch you…

ohhh wait…

<grabs soulslings pillows… and runs off to hide them chuckling evily>

:::: sneaks very, very quietly in the door :::::

:::: looks around in sheer amazement at the chaos :::::

:::: sneaks very, very quickly back out the door :::::

:::::But not sneakily enough, as VBs vision clears and he wings a pillow at KimKatt for a direct hit!:::::

Still trying to blink the water out of her eyes from Topaze’s squirt, purplebear YELPS from the stinging swat from VB! HEY!!! Starting to turn, she then gets pelted by Pandora next…YIPES!

Thanks dragon, for the help with VB! He needed that for swatting me with his bare hand.<rubbing her tush, which is still stinging>

While Pandora’s distracted with the dragon, PB sneaks up behind her and hits her across the back of her knees with her pillow, knocking her down to the floor at dragon’s feet. Oops! I didn’t mean to knock you down. So, she leans over to help her up, almost causing dragon’s eyes to pop out at the sight of her damp cleavage.

<wow, the board was down, so I ran off to the showers, and all kinds of stuff happens! gotta catch up on the action!>

While VB is distracted with KimKatt, purplebear quietly comes up behind him and cuts him off at the knees with her pillow. Take THAT! For swatting me earlier.

Running away to hide and see who else she can get…what’s this? Did somebody say chocolate?? Her eyes start to glaze over just a little…haven’t had any chocolate in months…drooling onto her shirt now…

(Unlocking front door) Ahhh, it’ll be nice to kick off my shoes and relax after that long business trip…WHAT THE??? WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN HERE! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!!!

smiles at Pandora helping herself to a little chocolate and eats it then looks at vogue innocently when she walks in still covered in honey a little ring of chocolate around her mouth a couple of feathers sticking to her Yes? I didn’t do anything… does the whole innocent look an evil glint in her eye and she twaps vogue with her pillow Ha HA!

:::: after that smack from VB, sneaks back into the room with a bucket full of water balloons… passes a few to purplebear, who she knows will put them to very good use :::::

:::: then lobs one at VB for a DIRECT hit :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :::::

<sticks her foot out from her pile of stolen pillows and trips PB on her way by…>

I knew that chocolate would come in handy for something :slight_smile:

i still have more… anybody want some?

<giggles>

of course, all falls take over here in this corner are cushined by the giant pile of pillows :slight_smile:

<lays back and sighs> I love pillows :slight_smile:

Thanks, KimKatt! Heeheheee! purplebear starts heading towards VB when…THUMP she suddenly finds herself on the floor on top of a bunch of pillows. Looking to see who tripped her, she spies Pandora trying to hide, and pelts her with a few of the water balloons. Take THAT! And keep that chocolate away from me…well, maybe just a little wouldn’t hurt…<no, no, no! must be strong, must be…>

Eyes getting glazed over at the thought of chocolate, the sweet taste of chocolate…purplebear slowly lays back on the pillows and drools…

< gives PB the honey instead…while carefully hiding the chocolate>

I wouldn’t want to be accused of tempting people :stuck_out_tongue:

Now stop drooling all over my pillows PB!

<Settles into her pillow pile for the night>

damn… I have GOT to get a computer at home

sigh

nighty night