Unless you are a fan of performance art.
This board is just full of performance art all of a sudden, what with cow mutes, and shit, movie hand jobs, and shit. Geesh, and I thought I was already cultured.
The three are actually all members of the same troupe. Or so I’ve heard posited.
Well last night I stayed at her flat. Naturally we got up to some unspeakable acts. Anyway today she thanked me for staying over. I thanked her for inviting me.
(Note the following is based on my fairly accurate recollections) Then after a while the conversation went in a direction where I could mention that I talked about our relationship on the internet. She asked what I said and I said I tell people just about everything. She didn’t seem to mind but she asked if I used my name. I said I use the name “JohnClay” and sometimes call her “S”. I told her that I told people about what we got up to in the cinema and that they thought it was too much information and that it sounded slutty. She said that people are jealous and that she doesn’t sleep around. I didn’t ask if she wanted to read my posts though.
Since I’m the one who said it sounded slutty, I guess I’m the one who is supposedly jealous? That’s hilarious. I could give my husband handjobs at the theater if I wanted to, but it’s tacky as hell and I’d rather have real sex with him at home.
Did you also tell her that you describe her as “a 5” online?
…She also said everybody does it (heavy petty) though I didn’t point out that not everyone does it at the cinema.
OpalCat:
She does both in the same day… and no I didn’t say that I’ve described her as a “5” online. BTW we were listening to a Tom Jones song today…
“You don’t have to be beautiful …To turn me on… I just need your body baby… and your kiss”
Actually I mention things I like about her too but people sometimes accuse me of bragging.
Her classy clothes make me forget about her actual body… but when I see her body I am put off a bit but I don’t think about the parts I dislike for long…
Well I like to hear her soft moans during sex… and I like to do things for her and buy her stuff like a gold-plated watch I bought her a few days ago…
Yeah hopefully.
I don’t know what you mean when you say she is easily manipulated… what situations are you talking about? BTW when I told her I loved her she just said “thanks”. I guess I was trying to get her to respond with “I love you too”… I value her as a person but I also believe she doesn’t look like a supermodel. On the other hand I think she’s better looking that a large proportion of people’s girlfriends. And has a better personality since she likes to please me sometimes. She actually buys me more stuff than I buy her. I think I value her as a person since I wouldn’t feel jealous if she dated someone else… I want her to be happy. She wants to have one kid and I’ve told her that I don’t see myself doing that. But she seems to be happy enough with me and I can accept that.
…another thing you keep bringing up, like it’s going to impress everyone.
Well it’s not like my relationship history rewrites itself every day. The recent past concerning what I’ve bought her is still the same today. BTW here’s something I’ve haven’t mentioned… (BTW if I mention too many new things, people will accuse me of writing a blog here!) My girlfriend has asked me a few times about what watch she’d like her to buy me. I’ve said things like she should save up to buy land or for a holiday… and today I said that she could get an LCD TV in her room so that we could both enjoy that… or she could get her legs waxed, etc. I guess I’ll be accused of trying to impress people or being manipulative or nutty…
But you’ve already TOLD US. You don’t need to keep telling us.
OpalCat:
I was trying to give examples to back up what I was saying to Muffin. And Muffin mightn’t have read every single post carefully. Sorry I repeated basically the same sentence (about the gift) 3 times in the thread. I’m not very good at remembering exactly what I have and haven’t said on this particular messageboard.
Wow! I often post an urgent question and get maybe one response. This guy posts …what is it again?..and gets 93 interested responses! Impressive!