What would be the effect upon you?
Me, I would abruptly lose all powers of concentration.
I’d begin suffering crushing headaches, which I would cure simply by being irritable.
The friend I have coffee with every Sunday and I would skip the Starbucks stop and go directly to the puppy- walking portion of the entertainment.
I get my caffeine from Diet Dr Pepper. 
The makers of StayAwake pills (generic equivalent of NoDoz) would be receiving a lot more of my money.
AAAAAH!
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Great gosh almighty, don’t scare me like that!
Tears of bitter sorrow. Plus, far more Jolt, Red Bull, and other energy drinks.
Considering I just opened a 2-pound bag today, I’d be alright for a few weeks.
Tea.
It’s called tea.
Was good enough to built an Empire on.
Bloody stupid Americans.
I’d have to either quit my job or kill all my cow-orkers and put them out of my/their misery.
I don’t drink coffee, but, may Og help them all, they do. You’d sooner take away their air.
Oooh, a tad harsh, don’t you think?
I’d miss iced coffee, and coffee ice cream, but on the whole I’d be just fine.
Word.
I only drink coffee twice a week or so, and I’d miss it if it was gone, but it’s not like I’d suffer a total collapse. I’d be sad for a little while, but quickly get over it and save the $3/week I spend on iced coffee on gum or something.
Now, take away the top-sekrit ingredients that comprise Mountain Dew and we’re going to have a problem on our hands.
The same effect that Arthur Dent would have on a bulldozer if it ran over him: none at all.
Can’t stand the stuff.
I’d cry briefly at the loss of the Tim Horton’s regular with double-cream, and the Second Cup’s creme brule (mmmmm…), then make sure this catastrophe hadn’t affected my orange pekoe or selection of colas.
I’d be laughing hysterically at all the coffee-heads twitching in their misery. I lost the coffee habit 30 years ago, and haven’t missed it a bit. I don’t need caffeine to wake up, and hot chocolate tastes oh so much better for a hot drink.
Me? I’d be okay, I prefer soda and Red Bull. My brother and parents, on the other hand, would simply die. They’re all total addicts and can’t even hold a conversation till after their morning coffee.
I like the flavor of coffee OK but I hardly ever drink it myself. I would simply find it amuzing.
Wide-awake Mormons would strike while everyone else was still groggy and take over the world.
Tea. Diet Pepsi. Dexedrine. I’d get by.
But I would sure miss that Dark Brown Taste.
Lmao. Funniest reply ever.