FROM THE JUDGES: All entries will be served on white Wonder Bread (lightly toasted over a burning tire) unless otherwise noted.
Bologna and lime Jello.
Sliced Twinkies and artichoke hearts. (ketchup optional)
Sardines with chocolate sauce.
Open-faced fried egg with raw oysters
Tapioca pudding and onion rings on Pumpernickel
Peanut Butter and Spam
Raw ground beef and Froot Loops
Mashed potatoes and strawberry jam with Dijon mustard.
and finally,
Haggis, Lettuce and Turnip
your contributions welcome,
W.W.S. advisory board
get 30-40 chickens form the really cheap industrial food pantry in your local metropolitan area. the older and nastier, the better.
in a church commercial kitchen boil 50Gal tanks and throw chickens in - NO seasoning!!!
when fully cooked, remove and drain.
use meat for various casserole dishes to feed homeless, church members, hated enemies, etc.
take (now congealed and cold) chicken skin and give to children of Church members to have as a TREAT!! (yes, they called it a treat!)
place on stale government wonder bread type substance
[thius is technically a violation of the OP as Wonder bread is a far superior product to this sawdusty, chewy and unevenly ground wheat(I presume) substance]
add two part govt margarine.
(what? you’ve never seen the industrial grade margarine you have to mix like epoxy that the govt uses for its mass feeding programs?) poor you…not
eat and chase with the 1 ounce liquid little creamers that you steal from the coffee area.
Sad but true part of my childhood…and people wonder why I am so obsessed with having good food and plenty of it at all times…
“I spent 10 whole days in Jerusalem…
And all I ate was olives
Lots of olives
Mountains of olives
Olives on sandwiches
It was a good 10 days.
I like olives!”
When I was a kid, I once made a sandwich with peanut butter, grape jelly, ham, baloney, salami, liverwurst, fake American cheese and butter on white bread. I don’t remember what it tasted like, but I did eat the whole sandwich.