FROM THE JUDGES: All entries will be served on white Wonder Bread (lightly toasted over a burning tire) unless otherwise noted.
Bologna and lime Jello.
Sliced Twinkies and artichoke hearts. (ketchup optional)
Sardines with chocolate sauce.
Open-faced fried egg with raw oysters
Tapioca pudding and onion rings on Pumpernickel
Peanut Butter and Spam
Raw ground beef and Froot Loops
Mashed potatoes and strawberry jam with Dijon mustard.
Haggis, Lettuce and Turnip
your contributions welcome,
W.W.S. advisory board