Kim Philby deserves a high spot on the list, but it appears that we are limited to the living, and Philby died a while back.
Portillo’s an opportunitist first-class, but I’d rather denounce John Redwood (thanks for destroying the Tories, John), Tony Benn (thanks for trying to destroy Labor, Tony), and whoever it is that runs the BNP.
Nick Griffin, I think.
Some more: What about Eamonn Holmes? Has he lived here long enough to count as naturalised? **
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As he was born in Belfast, it shouldn’t be a problem!
When the voting’s finished, do we get to line the final ten up against the wall…?
Only if I’m allowed to shoot at Littlejohn.
And Lowri Turner… Actually, make that all blonde, female, TV presenters with the surname Turner - especially a former Blue Peter presenter and her irritating sister from Pet Rescue.
Hey, I like Lowri Turner! If nothing else, she goes against the twiglet presenter stereotype that TV seems to love (ditto whatshername Tarbuck).
I’ll give you the other Turners, though.
[pitchfork wielding yokel]
Burn the heretic! Burn him, burn him!
[/pitchfork wielding yokel]
Careful, or I’ll turn you into a newt. 
Yes! She’s a nasty, hate-spewing evil bitch.
And I would like to add Michael Crick. How low on the food chain is it to be a parasite on Jeffrey Archer?
I don’t like that Ken Shabby! His goat gobbed on my carpet!
Obviously I’m not watching the right TV programs. What’s Lowri done now?
Robert Filmer
Charles I
Henry VIII
Margaret Thatcher
Sid Vicious
Jack the Ripper
Guy Fawkes
Soccer hooligans
Well she managed to piss off the studio audience, the chefs and even Ainsley bloody Harriet when she appeared on Ready Steady Cook a week or so ago.
I was unfortunate enough to watch it; Imagine being squirted in the face with ammonia then having your eyes washed out with vinegar and a brillo pad - she was more irritating than that.
I perhaps overstated the case, but they have her on Channel 5 giving out opinions. Ignore the open-mouthed grin, she’s Richard Littlejohn in a dress.
Must. Cleanse. Mind.
Aleister Crowley?
Ian Paisley
no doubt
sent the link around, if i have anything to do with it, Ian will head the list very shortly
heheh…
Last I heard, Aleister Crowley was still dead.
Liza Tarbuck, on the other hand, ought to be.
Over the years, I’ve developed a bit of a soft spot for 'oul Ian. Nonetheless, it would be extremely funny if he topped the poll and was disqualified for not being British.
[sub][Preserve my will to live disclaimer]Just in case anyone has their offendometer turned up, I am not saying Mr. Paisley is not British and I’m certainly not looking for an argument on the subject.[/disclaimer][/sub]
It certainly would. And it might already have happened - he doesn’t seem to be a candidate.