judging by some of the mails I have been recieving, he will be soon 
Oh, and I wouldn’t piss on Richard Littlejohn if he caught fire tin a tub of stinging jellyfish.
I refuse to believe you could be so callous and cruel, Twisty.
Tell you what – you can prove it to me. You get the jellyfish, I’ll get the lighter fluid.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not wish death upon Liza Tarbuck because Kal is in lust with her.
jr8 and Twisty: I’ll bring the matches. You two will have to settle for watching though, coz Littlejohn’s mine.
::cracks knuckles::
I think Prince Philip says stuff like that on purpose to get a reaction. He’s trolling.
I don’t know, I just find Princess Anne to be very rude and hostile.