I’m not with the FBI so all you paranoid people can relax. I guess I’m just trying to justify my own wrong doings…
Sodomy in Virginia. I believe that carries a maximum of 25 years in prison. Most murderers get off long before then. There were others. I suppose I am a federal criminal since I mixed bleach and ammonia as a minor. I read that it is a federal crime to mix them on GQ. Still, I doubt that 25 years would be a punishment for that.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Federal crimes:
too many explosive devices to count
removing a working catalytic converter from a car
State & Local:
carrying a knife underage (I’m legal now)
carrying an illegal knife (switchblade)
some of those explosives were inside city limits
driving over 100 mph in a 70 zone
Never caught at any of 'em.
I still have to wait a few years before I can admit to mine. August 17th, 2006 is when I’ll be able to speak freely.
The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?
c’mon pleeeeeaaaaaase?!?
I ripped the tags off my mattresses! Does that count?
Let’s see:
I committed oral sodomy in severla states, including Virginia, where I now live.
I have smoked marijuana and taken LSD.
I actually spent one night in jail in 1988 for being drunk and disorderly.(bar fight-I won!)
I have also exceeded the speed limit on several occasions,
and in Korea, I taught English lessons to private students, a violation of the conditions of my work visa.
Well, since this is the internet, you can’t prove that any of this is true or even that I am who I say I am, which makes this post useless for purposes of prosecution, especially if you don’t have witnesses.
Let’s see…I’ve had a few fights, which depending on your definitions, could be construed to mean I’ve participated in a few instances of battery, assault with a weapon (though I call them self-defense) and by extension I guess some weapons possession charges…
On the white collar side, I’ve gained access to computer resources without authorization once or twice, and I’ve reverse-engineered software.
Not much of a rap-sheet and I hope to keep it that way.
I killed a man in Abilene when he touched my horse.
Oh, I almost forgot…
When I was just a baby, my mama told me,
“Son, Always be a good boy; don’t ever play with guns.”
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
heh
A felony, which then allowed me to commit the same misdemeanor repeatedly before I reached the legal age for enaging in such an act.
Oh, and sodomy.
Hey Sqrl, I think it is 25 years per offense, so feel free to drop by the boards in a few thousand years and say hi.
I think my biggest crime might be speeding. Ooh, how exciting.
You rebels aren’t exactly making feel any better. I guess most dopers are all law-abiding citizens.
Hmm… well sodomy in VA. I would only be in prison for about 100 years. Eventhough I live in the area, I avoid Virginia most of the time. Although Northern Virginia is quite nice and liberal.
HUGS!
Sqrl
A bunch of them…
Probably the worst was tresspassing on restricted federal property with weapons.
Lessee. Drug trafficking. Assault of a police officer. Many other assorted minor things.
Well Jesus, ChrisP, what’d you do? Set an orphanage on fire? Whore out some nuns? What?
One involved drugs
One involved drinking
One involved fighting
One involved a weapon
All of these crimes were committed as a minor.
Grand theft auto dropped down to joyriding because it was my friend’s mom’s car.
Seven counts of felony possession of drugs/paraphenalia, one count of felony possession of drugs (crank) in a lock up facility. (kiddie prison)
Truancy which can get you in a lot of trouble in the county that I used to live in.
Three counts of assault, one with a potentially deadly weapon.
Several counts of failure to appear in court.
A few counts of minor theft resulting in community service.
Well, I hope no one I know is on this board or will ever read this…When I was about 16 my dad said he was going to have my sports car painted for my birthday, and when my birthday came, we didn’t have enough money. So I figured I would just have some of the local thugs break into my car and just beat it up a little. When I found it, all they did was steal my stereo. So I took a hammer to it and did a little work myself. Needless to say, these kids I ran around with caught one of the thugs showing off my equipment. And all hell broke loose from there. Basically, it was Insurance fraud and I lied my way out of it. It wasn’t the right thing to do. But all I cared about was saving my ass.