I burned a hotel down once…it was an accident…not the whole hotel, but the sauna/changing room building.
The only time I ever spent in jail was simply because I was a passenger in my friends car. Does that count as a crime?
Oh, I forgot to mention…my friend skidded on a slick spot while taking a turn (it had been raining) and ran head-on into a pickup.
Oh yeah, also, the pickup belonged to the county sherrif.
Did I mention it was parked in front of the Police Station?
To this day I can’t understand why they were so ticked when they came out to ‘collect’ us…heck, we delivered ourselves right to their front door! Unfortunately, it being friday night I had to spend the weekend in the local jail. When I went before the judge next monday (minor in possession, by consumption),and he found out I was one month away from legal drinking age, he just shook his head, gave me a $50 fine, and waived it. (Whew!) Twenty years later, I still laugh about this.
Well, that’s my big dark secret, and my first post too! Hope you liked it.
I’m honored that it could be here Coyote. Welcome!
I think one of the keys to Brady’s greatness is his ability to throw some very difficult short passes better than anyone in the game. They can sustain drives time after time with a little 8-12 yard pass to the sidelines that he can execute almost at will. I am a Pats fan and agree that he isn’t flashy, he does though have the offense finely tuned to his strengths.
And this is in the wrong thread.
Unless analyzing Tom Brady is a crime.
Okay, okay, I shouldn’t be contributing to this I know, but this HAS got to be the funniest resurrection of a nearly half decade old thread I have ever seen!
It was the weirdest thing. I went to reply to the Tom Brady thread, but when I got to the reply screen I realized my wife was logged in. I clicked log out, logged myself in and clicked to return to the screen I was viewing, I see a blank reply screen and compose my post and somehow it travelled back in time to this thread. It’s not like I was looking at this thread, or even knew it existed.
Are we counting things for which we were never caught?
Arrrrrrrrr…braaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnssssssss…
I buried Jimmy Hoffa.
Coincidentally, I am also the walrus.
(Seriously? The worst thing I ever did? Um… jaywalking? is so boringly non-criminal it’s sad)
Your wife found this thread because she was doing a search for “sodomy” and “crime”.
[Nelson]
Ha ha!
[/Nelson]
That’s why the population in Reno is only 1623.
Err…1622…1621…
Hmmmph. More than a few cases of assault (at least one on a police officer), too many drugs, drunk and disorderly, shoplifting, one case of assault which may have been construed as attemptrd murder but was not, nor was I arrested, criminal damage and a few other minors.
I should point out that I now refrain from all of these and I now am a good boy.
Aside from drinking. 
GASP!!
I bet you also cut of the tags on pillows too!! :eek:
[retorical question]who knew itr was a federal crime to file a change of address form and forward someone else’s to a cocktail lounge in sante fe, new mexico?[/retorical question}
This has to be the strangest software clitch I’ve ever seen.
My apologies, fruitbat.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB