Meet Sarah the Movie Critic. See Sarah write a review.
Poor Sarah. Sarah is semi-literate. Sarah cannot compose a compound sentence. It is a bumpy road reading a Sarah review. It is hard to keep your focus. It is boring even in a very short space. It is highly repetitive. It is not fun.
Why would I mock poor Sarah, an idiot blogger in a world full of idiot bloggers?
Because Sarah is the movie critic blogger for ChicagoNow, and ChicagoNow is the blogging arm of the Chicago Tribune, and the Chicago Tribune was once the home of movie critic Gene Siskel, an elegant and highly literate writer.
You Internet Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you, Internet! God damn you all to hell!