The Wrath of Elvis! (Elvis movies you'd have liked to have seen)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Let’s hear your favorite would-be Elvis movie titles! Whether you prefer the fat, old Elvis, or the young hip Elvis, there’s a movie title for you!

  • Elvis and the Angry Inch

  • Honey, I Shrunk the Elvis

  • Elvisballs

  • Elviscar Galactica

  • Ten Things I Hate About Elvis

  • How to Lose an Elvis in Ten Days

  • The Amazing Colossal Elvis

  • Beverly Hills Elvis

  • Kangaroo Elvis

  • Honey, I Shrunk the Elvis
    Thanks to KCSuze for every other one of these. She be clever.

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Band name!

  • Resident Elvis: An outbreak of the “E-Virus” creates hordes of violent undead Elvis impersonators who destroy Raccoon City in their uncontrollable lust for peanut-butter an’ 'nana sammiches.
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*Running Elvis

The Elvisnator

Dr Jekyll and Mr Elvis

Behind Sequinned Eyes

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Night of the Living Elvis.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Elvi.

The Elvisist.

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Elvis.

Elviscatessen.

Mondo Elvi.

A Touch of Elvis.

Three Colours: Blue Hawaii.

Leaving Viva Las Vegas.

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Belvisly Hillbillies.

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The Good The Bad And Elvis

My Big Fat Elvis Wedding

High Elvis

How Green Was My Elvis

The Color Of Elvis

Bonnie And Elvis

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A 4 part series:
Elvis
Elvises
Elvis III
Elvis Resurrection

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Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Elvis

Elvis Trek

Elv7s

Lethal Elvis

I Was a Teenage Elvis

Night of the Living Elvis

Elvishead

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Elvis Almighty

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*A Clockwork Elvis

Elvis of Arabia

O Elvis, Where Art Thou?*

“Whaddaya mean, The Return of the King isn’t gonna be a bout Elvis???”

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The Evil Elvis
The Evil Elvis 2
Evil Elvis 3: Army of Elvis

Elvis 2: Electric Bugaloo

Elvis 3: Die, Elvis, Die

ElvisKata

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*Fried Green Elvises

Crouching Elvis, Hidden Colonel

They Saved Elvis’s Brain

Full Metal Elvis

Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Elvises*

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*An Officer and Elvis

The King and I (Ha!)

Saving Private Presley

Star Wars, Episode One: The Phantom Elvis

Dude, Where’s My Pink Cadillac?

The League of Extraordinary Rockabillies*

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Swing low, sweet Elvis

The Elvisfather

When Harry met Elvis…

ET - the Elvis Terrestrial

It’s a wonderful Elvis!

Elvis the Vampire Slayer

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And the TV shows:

*The Elvis Bunch

The E-Team

Elvis Trek,
Elvis Trek: The Next Tour,
Elvis Trek: Deep Rhythm Nine,
Elvis Trek: Overseas,
Elvis Trek: In The Beginning

Bespangled

Presley’s Island (“A three-hour tour…”)

:slight_smile:

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I cackle.

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King Elvis

A giant Elvis Presley is captured on a remote South Pacific island and taken to New York.
There, he escapes, kidnaps a girl, & climbs the Empire State Building, until shot down by the Beatles flying biplanes.

or alternatively,

Godzilla, Elvis of the Monsters

A giant, radioactive dinosaur rises out of the sea, & conquers all Japan with his slicked-back hair, his swiveling hips, & his touching rendition of “Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear”.

He is finally destroyed by the male population of Japan, who resent his converting every sexy chick in the Land of the Rising Sun into his personal love slaves.

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I can’t choose between My Big Fat Greek Elvis and My Big Fat Elvis Wedding.

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Throw the Colonel from the Train

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Now to really make this fun, we need to start posting plots, like Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor did.

So how about:
The Good The Bad And The Elvis
Clint and Elvis team up in the Wild West. Elvis goes into town to put on a concert, and when the police arrest him and decide to hang him, Clint shoots the rope … Later in the desert, Elvis sings his famous hit, “I’m a-gonna die of thirst, Blondie …”

Surely someone can do better than that! :wink: