I feel now, almost six years past, the truth needs to be told.
Just to explain my background a bit, my credentials, my bona fides…I used to work the Moon Bounce at the state fair. I also have considerable experience operating inflatable slides at various kids parties.
All that being said…I have to admit my part in the world’s greatest conspiracy.
WTC1 and WTC2…both were inflatable.
In actuality WTC 6 and 7 were facades housing massive fan arrays that perpetuated a positive airflow into 1 and 2, maintaining their appearance as buildings made of “steele” and “concrete”.
On that fateful day, I was in charge of reversing the fans, reversing the airflow, and bringing the towers down.
Sasha Epstein was my partner. He was to have aided me in this process, bringing the towers down simultaneously. However he had to go to Ipswich to pick up the inflatable castle the Parker family rented the previous weekend and never returned. I had to run from one to the other, that is why there was a delay between them falling.
Sure you all saw planes hit the inflatable buildings. Those planes were full of DUST! The massive billowing clouds provided cover for the most brilliant part of our scheme.
Inflatable.
Rubble.
So even though you may claim to see rubble in the aftermath, know that it is all fake.
And the “workers” cleaning up the debris are actually the passengers that were allegedly on the planes that hit the Pentagon and field in PA.
And I just want to go on record saying anyone who makes up preposterous stories about demolition, or space rays, or Al Quaida, are complete doodie heads!