Yeah, but a severed leg can be wielded as a good melee weapon, in a pinch.
Yeah, but it is hard to stand up.
Yeah, but dying is easy, stand up comedy is hard.
Yeah, but those girls with rifles for minds, their jokes don’t make me laugh, they only make me feel like dying…
[Oops wrong thread, but couldn’t resist an opening like that one…:D]
Yeah, but can you dance to it?
Yeah, but is it artistic?
Yeah, but it’s kitsch.
Yeah, but it’s my favorite band…
Yeah, but Keith Richards was busted in Fordyce, Arkansas.
Yeah, but I never heard about that before!
Yeah, but didn’t you get that candygram Mick sent you?
Yeah, but I forwarded it to Mongo.
Yeah, but it came C.O.D.
Yeah, but “C.O.D.” actually stands for “Clothing Optional Dominoes.”
Yeah, but what the hell does that mean?
Yeah, but how can we REALLY know what ANYTHING really means, man??
Yeah, but argh twycken skolmpchim minininink?
Yeah, but leprous gnomes infesting your armpits is the least of your problems.
Yeah, but you don’t know the most of my problems
Yeah, but would we want to?