The 'years young' phrase

[JohnT]

The TV show Two and a Half Men premiered September 2003. My pit thread complaining about this dated from May 2002. Just FYI.

"Excuse me miss, but my baby is NOT a 'half'."

Believe it or not, she is an honest-to-God “whole” person! Yes, she is small. Yes, she sits in a car seat or a high chair, depending upon what her mother wants. But here’s the thing: she is a whole person. So when I come approach you in the middle of your shift as hostessing the local bar and grill to tell you that we need a non-smoking table for three, I don’t want to hear some stupid-ass crack as: “You mean a table for two and a half?” No, you stupid bint, I MEAN a TABLE for THREE. 3! 4-1! 1+…