While that gave me a chuckle, I got a bigger laugh out of one the “Top Video” headlines off to the side:
PEOPLE REPEL 27 STORIES TO FIGHT CANCER
“Bwuh?”, I thought, “Who the hell is attacking them with stories, and how is supposed to fight cancer?”
Then I saw the helmets and climbing harnesses. Ohhhh…“rappel”, not “repel”. Good job, Fox.
The headline was written by zombies.
It’s spreading. But at least it’s attacking Faux News early.
Zombies made the front page of the Wall Street Journal. Zombies are hot ---- and I miss Santo Rugger participating here all the more for it.
Zombies take over Faux News.
How long before anyone notices?
It depends on whether they start in the board room or the news room.
If the zombies take over the news operations – perhaps two to three years.
If the zombies take over the board room – the jump in senior management’s efficiency will be fully profitized by the next quarterly earnings conference. (Wherein the various financial analysts are brought to the conference, so the zombies can eat their braaaaains. World Peace ensues.)
That’s a nice thought, but unrealistic. The zombies would have to make their way through most of the mainstream media, paying particular attention to the likes of Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, and their ilk. Then we can talk about world peace and coexistence with the newly streamlined MSM.
No, zombies wouldn’t help journalism any. They go for brains, remember?