Daaaaaaaaaaaaaanes!
Pittsburgh zombies sometimes matriculate at this Catholic university.
duQueeeeeeeeense! (pronounced “ducain”, lol)
The Undead Invisible Man was played by…
(and yes, I admit to really reaching for Sturm and Drang. Well done anyrose!)
Claude Raaaaaaaaains!
What forum do zombies post to on The Straight Dope?
MPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!
(We’re starting to repeat ourselves. Claude Rains and plaintains have both already been done).
Those with a taste for Wild West fiction may like this author, _________ Grey, who wrote Zombies of the Purple Sage.
Zaaaaaaane!
Genteel zombies are witty and…
Urbaaaaaaannnne!
Who is a zombie’s favorite crime novel author?
Mickey Spillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
Zombies in arctic conditions might develop these, which are almost like frostbite…
Chillblaaaaaaaannnnneeess! (Did I spell that right?)
After a zombie loses a lot of weight, his or her challenge is to?
Not go out and binge on BRAAAAAIINNS!!!
I mean, maaaaiiiinntaaaiiinn it!
Who is this handily registered dead voter going to choose in forthcoming election?
(double points for a good reason!)
McCaaaaaaaaaiinnnnn, because he’s insaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
Zombie nurses are terrible at finding one of these.
It’s actually spelled Chillblaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnees.
I had to look it up. I was hoping to be able to say, "It’s actually spelled chillblanes. 
Veiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!
Zombie sailors use these underwater “gliders” to find enemy mines.