THEMED Celebrity Death Pool 2019

Tom Smothers is on the main list and the alternate list.

Oh duh. I was so hoping I could do this just once without either putting someone on who’s already dead or something. A new mistake! Yay!

I’ll go hunt up another Tom. Thanks for catching.

I’m not a Whovian, but I was going to riff off Annie-Xmas’s idea and have a list of the people who have played the Doctor. But too many of them are already dead - William Hartnell (the First Doctor) died 43 years ago! Tom Baker (the Fourth Doctor) appears to be the oldest still surviving, so I’d be three short (without going into films, radio, or theatre - which expands the field far too much).

What about traveling partners?

OK, hopefully this list is correct. The only change is to the second alternate. Thanks.

Tommy Lasorda
Tom Lehrer
Tom Brokaw
Tom Smothers
Tom Jones
Tom DeLay
Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy Chong
Thomas Hearns
Tom Seaver
Tom Waits
Tom Arnold
Tom Paxton

Alternates
Thomas Pynchon
Tom Heinsohn
Tomas Sandstrom

Much like my regular list, this is just a re-tread of last year’s.

Televangelists!

Ernest Angley
Jim Bakker
Morris Cerullo
Kenneth Copeland
Robert Grant
John Hagee
Peter Popoff
Pat Robertson
Jimmy Swaggart
Don Stewart
Jack Van Impe
Jim Whittington
Frederick Price

Alternates:
Charles Stanley
Kay Arthur
Hal Lindsey

The 8th Annual All-Star Sports Edition

Mike Dikta
Michael Schumacher
Niki Lauda
Pedro Guerrero
Lou Brock
Rod Carew
Robert Kubica
Vin Scully
Don Larsen
Pele
Tommy Lasorda
Ric Flair
William “Refrigerator” Perry
Alternates:
Richard Simmons
Johnny Manziel
Joe Morgan

I apologize in advance if Nancy Pelosi dies in 2019.

Oh, God, don’t say that. There’s going to be enough kerfuffles in DC next year without having to pick a new Speaker twice.

Theme: Fleetwood Mac

Mick Fleetwood
Lindsey Buckingham
John McVie
Christine McVie
Stevie Nicks
Peter Green
Jeremy Spencer
Clifford Davis
Dave Walker
Mike Campbell
Neil Finn
Billy Burnette
Dave Mason

Trump, his family, and his administration:

Donald Trump
Melania Trump
Ivanka Trump
Eric Trump
Donald Trump Jr.
Ivana Trump
Marla Maples
Tiffany Trump
Maryanne Trump Barry
Mike Pence
Karen Pence
Michael J. Pence
Charlotte Pence

A repeat of A Bridge Too Far — Over the River Styx
Sean Connery
Jeremy Kemp
Ryan O’Neal
Gene Hackman
Michael Caine
Michael Byrne
Anthony Hopkins
James Caan
Elliott Gould
Robert Redford
Edward Fox
Hardy Krüger
Liv Ullmann

alternates:
John Salthouse
David Auker
Peter Settelen

So between your list and my list, we’ve got a '68 rematch. I’m not sure whom to pull for.

Let’s dial the way-back machine to 1969 and see who was on my TV -

Kay Ballard
Sally Field
Doris Day
Carol Burnett
Marlo Thomas
Diahann Carroll
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon
Barbara Bain
Nichelle Nichols
Lara Parker
Linda Henning
Lori Saunders

One would think that after 50 years I would be over the Game 7 loss. But I’m not.

Main Picks:

Diana Muldaur
William Shatner
Avery Brooks
Brent Spiner
Walter Koenig
Rene Auberjonois
John Larroquette
Scott Bakula
Nichelle Nichols
Christopher Lloyd
Christopher Plummer
George Takei
Patrick Stewart

Alternates:

Kate Mulgrew
Wil Wheaton
Malcolm McDowell

May I (again) wind up the year pointless here.

-DF

First the clean list:

Mitchell Ryan
Katheryn Leigh Scott
Alexandra Isles
Nany Barrett
Diana Millay
John Karlen
Jerry Lacy
Lara Parker
Roger Davis
David Selby
Christopher Pennock
Jim Storm
Robert Cobert

Alts:
Robert Rodan
Kate Jackson
David Henesy

Theme: *Dark Shadows *

  1. Mitchell Ryan: The original Burke Devlin
  2. Katheryn Leigh Scott: Maggie Evans/Josette
  3. Alexandra Isles: Victoria Winters
  4. Nancy Barrett: Carolyn Stoddard
  5. Diana Millay: Laura Collins
  6. John Karlen: Willy Loomis
  7. Jerry Lacy: The Reverend Trask
  8. Lara Parker: Angelique Collins
  9. Roger Davis: Peter Bradford
  10. David Selby: Quentin Collins
  11. Christopher Pennock: Jeb Hawkes
  12. Jim Storm: Gerard Stiles
  13. Robert Cobert: The guy who composed all the awesome music for the show.

Alts:
14. Robert Rodan: Adam
15. Kate Jackson: Daphne Harridge
16. David Henesy: David Collins

My theme list for 2019

Theme: Former Race Car Drivers
John Andretti
Bobby Allison
Cale Yarborough
Ned Jarret
Mario Andretti
Michael Schumacher
Junior Johnson
Donnie Allison
Richard Petty
Rick Hendrick
Emerson Fittipaldi
Rick Mears
A. J. Foyd
Alt:
Darryl Waltrip
Harry Gant
Fred Lorenzen

NFL ALL-ALS/CTE Team

Steve Smith August 30, 1964
Rickey Dixon December 26, 1966
Orlando Thomas October 21 1972
Steve Gleason March 19, 1977
OJ Brigance September 29, 1969
Tim Shaw March 27, 1984
Tim Green December 16, 1963
Tony Dorsett April 7, 1954
Gale Sayers 30-May-43
Jim McMahon 21-Aug-59
Wayne Clark May 30, 1971
Willy Wood December 23, 1936
Leonard Marshall October 22, 1961

Steve Smith
Rickey Dixon
Orlando Thomas
Steve Gleason
OJ Brigance
Tim Shaw
Tim Green
Tony Dorsett
Gale Sayers
Jim McMahon
Wayne Clark
Willy Wood
Leonard Marshall

Another repeat of last year’s list of people who are now are pace to stay alive until at least 2020:

former B1G basketball coaches and a few other basketball coaches
Gus Ganakas former coach of Michigan State
Lou Henson former coach of Illinois
Gene Keady former coach of Purdue
Thomas Davis former coach of Iowa
Robert Montgomery Knight former coach of Indiana 3 time NCAA Champion 1976, 1981, 1987
Dick Bennett former coach of Wisconsin
Clem Haskins former coach of Minnesota
Steve Fisher former coach of Michigan
James J O’Brien former coach of Ohio State
Bill Carmody former coach of Northwestern
Jerry Dunn former coach of Penn State
Dick Vitale former coach of University of Detroit
Jim Calhoun former coach of Connecticut
Alternates:
Michael Krzyzewski former coach of Army
Roy Williams former coach of Kansas
Gary Williams former coach of Ohio State & Maryland

clean list:

Gus Ganakas
Lou Henson
Gene Keady
Thomas Davis
Robert Montgomery Knight
Dick Bennett
Clem Haskins
Steve Fisher
James J O’Brien
Bill Carmody
Jerry Dunn
Dick Vitale
Jim Calhoun
Alternates:
Michael Krzyzewski
Roy Williams
Gary Williams