Carol Burnett
Ruth Buzzi
Charo (Maria del Rosario Mercedes Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza)
Tim Conway
Barbara Feldon
Valerie Harper
Janet Jackson
Steve Martin
Liza Minnelli
Helen Reddy
Sally Struthers
Lily Tomlin
Ben Vereen
Frank Borman
Jim Lovell
Bill Anders
Jim McDivitt
Dave Scott
Rusty Schweickert
Tom Stafford
Charles Duke
Michael Collins
Buzz Aldrin
Al Worden
Harrison Schmit
Fred Haise
“I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying.”
Tim Robbins 10/16/58 Andy Dufresne “How can you be so obtuse?”
Morgan Freeman 6/1/37 Ellis Boyd ‘Red’ Redding “It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.”
Bob Gunton 11/15/45 Warden Samuel Norton “Salvation lies within”
William Sadler 4/13/50 Heywood “The Count of Monte Crisco… …by Alexandree Dumb-ass.” “And it’s fat ass by a nose!”
Clancy Brown 1/5/59 Captain Byron Hadley “Drink up while it’s cold, ladies.”
Gil Bellows 6/28/67 Tommy Williams “Hey, c’mon, old boys? You’re movin’ like molasses! Makin’ me look bad!”
Mark Rolston 12/7/56 Bogs Diamond “Now I’m going to open my fly…….”
Frank Medrano 5/20/58 Fat Ass “I don’t belong here! I want to go home! I want my mother!”
Don McManus 11/8/59 Guard Wiley - guard who congratulates Andy on receiving funding for library and then was on toilet when Andy plays Marriage of Figaro
David Proval 5/20/42 Snooze “Oh, man, Andy came down by me and asked for a rope?”
Gary Lee Davis 1/2/46 Rooster - one of the 3 sisters whose nose that Andy broke
Jeffrey DeMunn 4/25/47 DA who prosecuted Andy “And that also is very convenient, isn’t it, Mr. Dufresne?”
Bill Bolender 11/14/40 Elmo Blatch - real murderer of Andy’s wife & her lover
Alternates:
Paul Kennedy 7/1/62 1967 Food-Way Manager - told Red he didn’t need to ask permission to take a piss
Brian Libby unknown Floyd “That’s ‘Cristo’ you dumb shit.”
Dion Anderson unknown Head Bull Haig “You better be sick or dead in there, I shit you not!”
In Memory:
James Whitmore 10/1/21 2/6/09 Brooks Hatlen “And then Andy says, ‘Mr. Dekins, do you want your sons to go to Harvard… or Yale?’”
James Kisicki 4/14/38 11/27/17 Bank Manager “I must say, I’m sorry to be losing your business. I hope you’ll enjoy living abroad.”
Clean list of actors from one of the best movies ever:
Tim Robbins
Morgan Freeman
Bob Gunton
William Sadler
Clancy Brown
Gil Bellows
Mark Rolston
Frank Medrano
Don McManus
David Proval
Gary Lee Davis
Jeffrey DeMunn
Bill Bolender
Alternates:
Paul Kennedy
Brian Libby
Dion Anderson
I predict some on this list won’t have such a fab 2019
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Jimmy Nicol
Yoko Ono
Julian Lennon
Pete Best
Sean Lennon
Olivia Harrison
Dhani Harrison
Jane Asher
Patti Boyd Harrison
Zak Starkey
Stella McCartney
Same theme for me as last year, which netted me a cool zero points. Largely the same list, too, but rotating out some less interesting folks in favor of some of Trump’s crack legal team:
Harry Whittington
F. Lee Bailey
Alan Dershowitz
Robert Shapiro
Rudy Giuliani
Joseph diGenova
Ken Starr
Ty Cobb
Larry Klayman
Jack Thompson
Charles Carreon
Jay Sekulow
Michael Cohen
‘Wrestling been berry, berry good to me!’ So again with a few of the past list and new additions:
My theme: Pro Wrestlers and Wrestlemania critters.
King Kong Bundy
Kamala
Ric Flair
Fred Ottman (Typhoon)
Hulk Hogan
Perry Saturn
Roman Reigns
Hayato Fujita
Vince McMahon
Mark ‘Rollerball’ Rocco
Paul Orndorff (Mr. Wonderful)
Eric Arndt
Donald Trump
Alternate:
The Undertaker
That last one is obligatory (But, I have not seen serious health or dangerous environments that could put him in the final list.)
Despite the inherent riskiness of the sport, all of the BASE jumpers on my 2018 list were still alive, last time I checked. So I’m re-using my 2018 list:
Zak Tessie
Matt Gerdes
Chris Douggs McDougall
Jeb Corliss
Hank Caylor
Felix Baumgartner
Sean Chuma
Fred Fugen
Vince Reffet
Nasr al Niyadi
Omar al Hegelan
Livia Dickie
Ana Isabel Dao
Tyson Fury
Keith Richards
Paul Gascoigne
Kerry Katona
Wayne Rooney
Katie Price
Prince Harry
Liam Gallagher
Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Billy Connolly
Rod Stewart
Louis Tomlinson
I still like my list from last year: the size of the group neatly fits this format and they are all of a similar age (slightly past 70) and with my succes in this game I can grant them a good chance of immortality. (Sadly too late for JC)
Dutch players in '70 world cup finals
Jan Jongbloed
Jan Poortvliet
Dick Nanninga
Arie Haan
Ernie Brandts
Wim Rijsbergen
Ruud Krol
Wim Jansen
Johan Neeskens
Willem van Hanegem
Johnny Rep
Rob Rensenbrink
Willy van de Kerkhof
Tony Bennett
Vivian Campbell
Cher
Eric Clapton
David Crosby
Neil Diamond
Daryl Dragon
Jerry Lee Lewis
Olivia Newton-John
Little Richard
Keith Richards
Ringo Starr
Bill Wyman
Unfortunately, no one on my 2018 list seems to have died. This list is nearly identical to last year’s, except that I have removed two corrupt cabinet officials who have left in disgrace (Scott Pruitt and Ryan Zinke) and replaced them with two despicable right-wing pundits: Limbaugh and Coulter. (I would have chosen Hannity, but I felt the list needed more women. Diversity is a good thing, don’cha know.)
Donald Trump
Mike Pence
Mitch McConnell
Paul Ryan
Orrin Hatch
Steve Bannon
Roy Moore
Rush Limbaugh
Charles Koch
David Koch
Rupert Murdoch
Robert Mercer
David Deniston Smith
Alternates:
Ann Coulter
Tom Cotton
Betsy DeVos
Mercer is the money behind Trump, and Smith is the Chairman of Sinclair Broadcasting, an ultra-right wing media empire.
Lester Moré
Roy Moore
Michael Moore
Alan Moore
Lester Holt
Lester Greene
Mandy Moore
Lester Hayes
Demi Moore
Shemar Moore
Alecia Moore
Vinnie Moore
Richard Sanders
Alts:
Jon Lester
Lester Speight
Ann S. Moore
Lester Greene is better known as Beetlejuice
Alecia Moore is better known as Pink
Lester Moré is pro soccer player
Vinnie Moore guitar in UFO
Ann Moore former CEO of Time
Lester Speight actor: Terry Tate office linebacker
I think the others are well enough known.
Adria Rae
Alex Blake
Alexandra Quinn
Bree Olson
Dakota Skye
Honey Gold
Lana Rhoades
Leigh Raven
Melissa Moore
Molly Jane
Piper Perri
Tiffany Watson
Yhivi
Alternates
Kagney Linn Karter
Christy Mack
P.J. Sparxxx
The names listed are their ‘stage’ names.
Reprising my list “The Canadians” with just a few changes:
The Canadians:
John Mann (Founding member of band Spirit of the West)
Gino Odjick (Hockey enforcer)
Henri Richard (Hockey legend)
Anton Kuerti (Pianist, composer, conductor)
Paul Dewar (Politician)
Paul Henderson (Hockey legend – scored the winning goal in 1972 hockey Summit)
Tommy Chong (Professional Stoner)
Alexa McDonough (Former leader of NPD party)
Michael J Fox (Actor)
Neil Crone (Actor / comedian)
Mary Barry (Singer/ Songwriter)
Catherine Wreford (Actress)
Abdullah the Butcher (AKA Lawrence Robert Shreve, professional wrestler)
Alternates
Stuntman Stu (AKA Stu Schwartz, Ottawa radio personality)
Lisa Ray (Actress / Model /TV host)
Brett “The Hitman” Hart (Professional Wrestler)
Plain list:
John Mann
Gino Odjick
Henri Richard
Anton Kuerti
Paul Henderson
Tommy Chong
Paul Dewar
Alexa McDonough
Michael J Fox
Neil Crone
Mary Barry
Catherine Wreford
Abdullah the Butcher
Recycling my themed list from last year (which is eerily similar to Bayaker’s) since nobody had the courtesy to die on me.
Actors/actresses from MTM Enterprises TV shows (meow)
Ed Asner
Valerie Harper
Cloris Leachman
Betty White
Gavin MacLeod
Bob Newhart
Peter Bonerz
William Sanderson
Howard Hesseman
Loni Anderson
Daniel J Travani
William Daniels
Ed Begley Jr
Alternates:
Julie Kavner
Richard Sanders
Dennis Franz
Tom Brokaw (can’t believe he’s still here!)
Barbara Walters
Charlie Rose
Jesse Ventura (he’s on RT)
Don Lemon
Wolf Blitzer
Sean Hannity
Brian Lamb
Steve Kroft
Oprah Winfrey
Shaka Ssali (on VOA)
Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Lesley Stahl
Chris Matthews
Alternates:
Jim Cantore
Rachel Maddow (NOOOOOO!)
Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Of course, as soon as I hit submit I remember the change I wanted to make.
Sadly, Joni Mitchell needs to go on this list
Please replace Catherine Wreford with Joni Mitchell
New and improved list:
John Mann
Gino Odjick
Henri Richard
Anton Kuerti
Paul Henderson
Tommy Chong
Paul Dewar
Alexa McDonough
Michael J Fox
Neil Crone
Mary Barry
Joni Mitchell
Abdullah the Butcher
Peter Marshall
Wayne Brady
Howie Mandel
Bob Eubanks
Carol Merrill
Bob Barker
Wink Martindale
Pat Sajak
Vanna White
Alex Trebek
Tom Bergeron
Holly Halstrom
Dian Parkinson