I decided the other day that my love life sucks. So, I decided I could do worse than to sign up for a few dating sites.
I started with Match.com. They want me to pick a user name. So I enter one.
Hmm…already taken. I try a few more.
None of them are available. They offer a few options where they add numbers to the bottom. One of them looks okay, so I enter it and hit Enter. I’m sure to get in now, right? I mean, I picked one of their options. It has to be available, right?
Wrong. Already taken. Huh?
I tried well over 100 names. All of them were taken. I even tried every option that they offered when my name was taken. They were all taken, too.
So to sum up, my love life sucks and Match.com is not trying to help. Oh, and eHarmony.com also told me they have no matches for me.
So, any cute, single female dopers with low standards out there in the DC metro area?
And since this is the Pit: FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck!
Hot? Single? Woman?? The specific nature of your request seems to imply a selectivity which is grossly misrepresented by your username, Lookin. Perhaps you should give up your name to someone without such high standards…