Although “Glengarry Glen Ross” comes close. Honestly, I’ve never been so shocked and demeaned by a meeting.
First, don’t call it a “voluntary” meeting if it’s mandatory. Call that a “mandatory meeting.” At the “voluntary” meeting, don’t announce that it’s actually a mandatory meeting so good for you for showing up. Don’t tell us that there are going to be a lot more “voluntary” meetings at which you will take roll and reward those who show up.
Second, I’m an adult and (most days) a professional. You’re management. Don’t tell me to "kick a** on everying fing project." Don’t “fire us up” with curse words. Those are the words I use to talk about stuff I don’t like. Like “voluntary” meetings that are actually fing mandatory.
There are so many, many other things about this that are, substantively, just so plain wrong. I love my job. Don’t make me hate it.