…Or spent the '80’s dating and avoiding Molly Ringwald movies like the plague.
Dark Side of the Moon people, or The Wall people.
Quadrophenia people, or Tommy people.
Cat people and dog people.
Morning people and night people.
New Yorkers and “tourists.”
Baseball fans and Yankee fans.
Hockey fans and Maple Leaf fans.
Dog people, cat people.
People who fold the toiler paper before wiping, and people who bunch it.
Them’s fighting words, pardner! 
(Are you coming to the Dopefest on the 8th?)
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand trinary, those who don’t, and those who think it’s binary.
Well I’m no MR fan but there is only one “Ducky”. Gave it away from the start.
And James Spader absolutely wins the ultimate prize for his role as the quintessential pseudo-eclectic-stuck-up-rich-boy (Blane), in quite the variety of shitty 80s movies.
The Important ones, and the dead ones.
There are two kinds of people in this world; those who believe in conspiracy theories, and…them. Who ? You know < looks around furtively > them !
We apologize again for the fault in the thread. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
The moose in this post was trained by Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda
Special Moose Effects OLAF PROT
Moose Costumes CECIL CHURCHILL
Moose Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor’s Mooses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Moose trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
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forms by THE GOAT
Mooses’ noses wiped by MICHAEL E. BUCKNER
The directors of the thread hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
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Marlitharn, I’d like to apologize for the snitty comments I made last night. I had no call to piss in your thread that way, and after thinking about it, I realized I was being a bitch. I hope you can accept my apology.
M.
Anyway.
There are two kinds of people in this world. People who own Macs, and everyone else.
those who say Natalie Portman is beautiful and liars
those who are sane.
those who don’t.
those with gas stoves.
.those who understand binary
Everyonewhoisntadad
… what again?
those without multiple personality disorder
Don’t have a cat
Those who can count
and those that don’t.
those who don’t care about the Google ads.
Those who generalize
pinko-commie-bastards.
Dopers
Those who can count in binary
Those who read the whole thread
Those who post to this thread
hose who love repeating old Monty Python sketches,
those that don’t.
and assholes.
Those who influence the Google ads
Those who make lists.
people with no soul.
Those who don’t have ADD
those that don’t.
Except for the ones who don’t know who he is.
those who haven’t.
.those who get that 0.99999…=1
those who will soon wish they hadn’t.
those who play chess.
those who don’t have sex with sheep
those who all your bases belong to
Those who knows how to count
hose who pee in their wetsuits
those who have no idea who Andie, Blane, or Ducky are
There are those who grew up in the 80s
spent the '80’s dating and avoiding Molly Ringwald movies like the plague
The Wall people.
Tommy people.
dog people.
night people.
Those who understand trinary
The Important ones,
them. Who ? You know < looks around furtively > them !
everyone else.
those who say Natalie Portman
Those with enough time to categorize themself into categories, and those with a life
those with a life and those who read things categorized by those who categorize and, presumably, have no life.
Where is Ralph the Wonder Llama now that we need him most?
Sweetie, think nothing of it. I didn’t like Molly Ringwald either. Ducky was better.
Anyway…
There are those who’re pining for the fjords, and those who have joined the bleedin’ choir invisible.
There are two kinds of people in this world …
And I’m neither one of them.
In honor of my most popular thread…
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who wipe while standing, and those who wipe while sitting.
I suppose there are also those who don’t wipe, but the less said about them the better.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world:
Those who tell the truth, and those who lie.
I am of the latter group.
There are two kinds of people in the world: people who present false dichotomies, and those who don’t.
I am of the third group: those who present false dichotomies, occasionally.
(In other words, you presented no paradox. Good morning!)