Red Vines. All else is irrelevant. 
Coke or Pepsi
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips
Heinz or Hunt’s Red Gold
Hungry Man or Swanson N/A
Wal-Mart or Target
Android or Apple N/A
Twizzlers or Red Vines N/A
Oreos or Hydrox
Keebler or Nabisco
Hersheys or Nestle
Lipton or Tetley N/A
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American N/A
PlayStation or XBOX N/A
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s
Coke or Pepsi Either, but has to be diet.
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips either.
Heinz or Hunt’s Neither. Never ever.
Hungry Man or Swanson not sure, no opinion.
Wal-Mart or Target Neither, but Target if I had to choose.
Android or Apple Either. I have more Apple, but I don’t have any brand loyalty
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here) Neither.
Oreos or Hydrox Neither
Keebler or Nabisco Either
Hersheys or Nestle Neither
Lipton or Tetley Neither
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American Neither
PlayStation or XBOX Neither.
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s Neither.
Death or Chi-Chi
I choose death. “Very well, death it is. Death by Chi-Chi.”
Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi. Which is annoying because most of the ‘captive’ places in the subway or train stations around here sell only Coke.
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - No opinion; I don’t eat these.
Heinz or Hunt’s - Heinz.
Hungry Man or Swanson - Swansons? Haven’t had TV dinners for years.
Wal-Mart or Target - On the rare occasions I’ve been to either of these stores, it’s been Wal-Mart. However, Target just opened up in Canada, and theoretically I prefer them from what I read in the media, but since then I haven’t been to either much.
Android or Apple - Apple.
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here;)) - Twizzlers. I think.
Oreos or Hydrox - Never seen or had Hydrox, so Oreos.
Keebler or Nabisco - Nabisco. Not sure there’s much Keebler around here, even though we know who the Keebler elves are.
Hersheys or Nestle -Cadburys!
Lipton or Tetley - Tetley
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - Franco-American
PlayStation or XBOX - iPhone.
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - Aunt Jemima.
Add:
Ragu or Prego - Ragu.
Streaming or DVDs - DVDs.
Drive or Fly - Fly, even though I get airsick. Driving is …effortful.
Cake or Death - Cake, of course. I haven’t wanted death since that incident in February.
Er, of course, I meant “Chef Boyardee”.
So, Facebook, and…?
Sorry, you lose… but thanks for playing.
Actually, I’m going to assume you’re joking, as you can’t possibly be serious.
Not all goods/services fit the criteria (which I have unofficially dubbed “Turtles rule of Sith Marketing”). I think Facebook is one of them. (At one time MySpace was a contender/competitor, but honestly today I don’t think they’re even in the same league).
I guess you could argue Snapchat, Instagram, or Twitter (I subscribe to none of these, BTW) but my admittedly uninformed opinion is that these are not the same type of thing exactly (so it would be like comparing Brand A of apples to Brand B of oranges).
Also, thought of a couple more:
Energizer vs Duracell
Fanta vs Sunkist (orange soda)
Well, I guess some of the other choices matter a little.
But Twizzlers? Really? Too sweet, too thick, too close to old-gummi-bear texture. I have a case of them on my office table and in a year, only about a third of them are gone. The equivalent case of Red Vines disappears in a month. I like the texture of the bite the hollow shape gives, and the more subtle flavor.
…these are honest reponses…
Coke or Pepsi
Seagrams or Thomas Kemper Ginger Ale
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips
Cheez-Its
Heinz or Hunt’s
Del Monte
Hungry Man or Swanson
Marie Calendar’s
Wal-Mart or Target
K-Mart
Android or Apple
BlackBerry
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here;))
Neither; I can’t stand licorice or its fruity imitation
Oreos or Hydrox
Nutter Butter
Keebler or Nabisco
Pepperidge Farm
Hersheys or Nestle
Dove or Reeses (M&M/Mars)
Lipton or Tetley
Japanese Roasted Brown Tea, thank you – with honey if you have any.
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American
Buitoni pasta packs with Bertolli tomato-based sauces
PlayStation or XBOX
PC please; no consoles
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s
Smuckers Berry Syrups, please.
[Waffles, not pancakes.]
…so I suspect this disproves the binary distribution theory.:smack:
–G!
There’s only two kinds of Bandits, my friend:
- those who get rich and go straight
- and those who end up dead.
Which one are you?
…Me, to Tuco after Blondie lets him live.
**Coke **or Pepsi
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - Either
Heinz or Hunt’s - Either
Hungry Man or Swanson - Neither
Wal-Mart or Target
Android or Apple - Neither
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here;)) - never had red vines, so I don’t know
Oreos or Hydrox - Either
Keebler or Nabisco - Either
Hersheys or Nestle - Either
Lipton or Tetley - Either
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - Neither
PlayStation or XBOX - Neither
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - Neither
I have very few brand loyalties or preferences.
Coke or Pepsi- Diet Cherry Coke
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - Cheez Its
Heinz or Hunt’s - Heinz
Hungry Man or Swanson - Hungry Man
Wal-Mart or Target - Target
Android or Apple - What is an android??
Twizzlers or Red Vines - Twizzlers
Oreos or Hydrox - Oreo
Keebler or Nabisco - Nabisco
Hersheys or Nestle - Hershey
Coke or Pepsi. A&W root beer.
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips. Never had either.
Heinz or Hunt’s. Don’t use ketchup.
Hungry Man or Swanson. What are they?
Wal-Mart or Target. Neither. Never been inside a Walmart.
Android or Apple. Ugh to both.
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here). Don’t know them.
Oreos or Hydrox. Oreos.
Keebler or Nabisco. Stoned wheat thins.
Hersheys or Nestle. Lindt.
Lipton or Tetley. Twinings.
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American. Both awful.
PlayStation or XBOX. Not into shoot-em-ups.
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s. Home-made pancakes.
Not much for popular culture.
Coke or Pepsi – Neither. Can’t stand cola.
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips – Neither. Can’t stand fake cheese
Heinz or Hunt’s – Heinz. They know how to spell “ketchup,” at least.
Hungry Man or Swanson – Trick question: Hungry Man is Swanson
Wal-Mart or Target – Wal-Mart, because it’s within walking distance.
Android or Apple – Android. Aren’t trying to screw their customers; you get everything for less.
Twizzlers or Red Vines – Don’t care.
Oreos or Hydrox – Oreos. Hydrox is out of business, for one, and Oreos didn’t skimp on the filling.
Keebler or Nabisco – Either. Some Keebler cookies are better than Nabisco and vice versa.
Hersheys or Nestle – Hersheys, though they aren’t my first choice for chocolate
Lipton or Tetley – Neither. I like PG Tips, Stash, Harney and Sons, and really good tea.
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American – Trick question. They’re both the same company. I wouldn’t eat either.
PlayStation or XBOX – I don’t play games.
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s – neither. Give me real 100% maple syrup. If that vanished, I’d go with Log Cabin.
Coke
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - Don’t care
Heinz or Hunt’s - Don’t care
Hungry Man or Swanson - Neither
Wal-Mart
Android
Twizzlers or Red Vines - Neither
Oreos
Keebler or Nabisco - Don’t care
Hersheys or Nestle - Don’t care
Lipton or Tetley - Don’t care
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - Neither
PlayStation
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - Don’t care
Coke or Pepsi
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips
Heinz or Hunt’s - Meh
Hungry Man or Swanson - hunger strike
Wal-Mart or Target
Android or Apple
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here) pencil erasers
Oreos or Hydrox
Keebler or Nabisco - Meh
Hersheys or Nestle - Meh
Lipton or Tetley - Fuze
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - hunger strike v2.0
PlayStation or XBOX - Meh
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - honey
Coke or Pepsi - Coke Zero or Diet Coke
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - no preference
Heinz or Hunt’s - no preference
Hungry Man or Swanson - neither
Wal-Mart or Target - Target, but in reality it’s anything but Wal-Mart
Android or Apple - Droid
Twizzlers or Red Vines - Twizzlers
Oreos or Hydrox - **Oreo **
Keebler or Nabisco - no preference
Hersheys or Nestle - neither, both are barely chocolate
Lipton or Tetley - Lipton
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - neither
PlayStation or XBOX - neither
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - neither, who would eat other when there’s real maple syrup to be had?!
It’s a niche item, but Scarpa or Garmont?
Coke or Pepsi - Neither
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - Neither
Heinz or Hunt’s - Don’t care
Hungry Man or Swanson - Neither
Wal-Mart or Target - Wal-Mart
Android or Apple - Blackberrry
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here) - Neither
Oreos or Hydrox - Neither
Keebler or Nabisco - Neither
Hersheys or Nestle - Neither
Lipton or Tetley - Neither
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - Neither
PlayStation or XBOX - Neither
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - Neither
Ferrari or Lamborghini?