It’s one of those yellowish house spiders, you occasionally see lounging around the house.
For some reason it decided to insinuate itself in between the F9 & F10 keys on the keyboard for about an hour and now I fear it has slipped into the innards where it will probably end up getting smushed by one of the keys when someone, probably me, is typing. In fact, it could have happened while I was typing this.
Yeah. But it´s hiding in his keyboard. Cat + keyboard = annoying at best, scary at worst.
At least my cat always types “666” when he walks over the keyboard, and then calmly trots away. I wouldn´t trust him with pawing a spider from between the keys - who knows what scary messages he might write in the process…
I once had a baby lizard pop out from underneath the ‘Enter’ key. (ewww…lizards…ick!)
And another time, a lizard fell on my keyboard while I had a coffee cup in my hand. The lizard left fairly promptly, but my ensuing yell and startle response ensured that the keyboard became intimately acquainted with cheap Nescafe.
I was once on holiday in Italy and woke up in the dead of night suddenly for no reason at all, feeling something was very wrong.
I turned on the light and right by the edge of the bed was a scorpion.
Lover at the time tried to bash it in with a rolled-up copy of The Spectator, which I can share with you is about as useful as a chocolate teapot for killing scorpions.