There was an Old Lady

The was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she’ll die.

At least she could have unzipped it first. Caused it to burst. She’s simply the worst!

How sad the state of affairs in our nation when the elderly must resort to eating flies! Sad indeed.

Was she a MeanOldLady?

Swallow a spider!
Wriggle, jiggle, and tickle,
it could catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, either.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd, to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggles and jiggled and tickeled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don’t know whjy she swallowed the fly.
I guess she’ll die.
hehe I love this song. I still sing it all the time (i’m nearly 22 years old, and I don’t have kids!)

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat
think of that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird…

I’m sure there must be some good innuendo that can be inserted in a thread that’s all about swallowing.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse—

BOOM!

She’s dead, of course!

That old lady is probably full of parasites now
Urgh, i have been studying too much public health/food science today :frowning:

Har har har.

A bat?

No, a cat.

There was an old lady who swallowed some crack,
She swallowed the crack to get the cops off her back.

Nice bits of exploded former old lady have been thrown about the room along with several farm animals.

There was an old lady who swallowed. . .
Instead of spitting.

She may be old, but she’s popular with the guys:)

'…had so many children she didn’t know what to do–which was obvious"

There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly…that’s what you get for eating at McDonalds…