There will definitely be a movie made about the rescue of the Thai soccer kids from the cave, right?

One of the players could be a ladyboy*? :dubious:

*Not a slur, SFAIK.

… And a piece of absolute crap. Yeccch! :mad:

At least one of the players will be invited onto at least one late-night talk show, like that Chilean miner who was on Letterman. :rolleyes:

Few people *know *the story of that submarine! :frowning:

With Dwayne Johnson as the one (and only) (US) Navy SEAL doing the entire rescue. We need more movies with Mr. Rock! There’s just not enough out this summer.

With Tom Hanks as the coach.
A mixed race and gender bunch of kids, plucked from Disney TV.

There will be large explosions where the kids have to hide underwater. (No explanation of how they could breathe after all the oxygen burns)

So, not a good movie, then.

Unless it’s called *Thai Take-Out, *pass.

The Descent https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435625/

How about a very special episode of Parks & Recreation?

Hanks? Not likely.

Robin Williams’s Dead Poet’s society was about as good as a cave and boys movie can get.

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Didn’t Andy Warhol once make a movie in which a guy sat in the dark for hours? It was not a commercial success.

Nah, for extra sensitivity toward Asian audiences, they’d cast Mark Wahlberg.

There will be a scene, for inexplicable reason, where an Australian aboriginal watched bonfire embers drift up into the night sky, where they morph into bioluminescent motes swirling in the dark cave waters. The ‘screee’ of a red-tailed hawk echoes through the cave.