There's a balrog in my office

At least he’ll be motivated to finish the job quickly.

I just took a look. There is a huge backhoe on the other side of my wall, tearing the building to shreds.

Balrogs just want a hug.

So do boa constrictors.

My soul is prepared. How’s yours?

. . . for about 15 minutes on each side, until you’re nicely seared but still pink in the middle.