Welcome aboard Twilight.
There are a few rules you should learn.
First is that you must bring your own sauce to the BBQ Pit…and asbestos underwear is required (We will check.)
Second is that you owe Soda at least half a pound of the good stuff chocolatewise for showing you this place.
Thirdly we need a picture. 
Enjoy your stay in the madhouse.
I hereby dub Ino the king of not-so-subtle flirting.
Valkommen Twilight, jag ar svensk (lovar) men de svenska bokstaverna ar inte sa latta att hitta pa ett belgiskt tangentbord. Du kommer ha kul har aven om mycket tid kan ga at.
And the best swedish candy is ofcourse Djungelvrål!
For our viewing audience at home: Hi, Twilight! blah blah blah blah let’s get married, have a hundred kids, and have sex every day.
Djungelvrål is a crime against humanity and should be tried before the Hague on charges of mass murder of taste buds. (It’s a black licorice that tastes like shit. In order to hide that, they coat it with about a kilo and a half of salt per little bite-sized piece. Take a look at the packaging here.)
[Hijack] Bah, you are just a wuss Ino. It is a great candy and quite fun to give to foreigners. Actually there is no salt in Djungelvral, don´t remember what is on it but it´s not salt. What´s your view on Turkisk Peber Ino?[/Hijack]
Y’know, this is kinda fun.
I mean, watching you guys try to get a Swedish wife.
Seriously, it’s a riot. 
Oh, Montfort, you’re so smug. There’s plenty for everyone.
And yes, a Stockholm DopeFest would be smashing. But, since we now have no less than 3 dopers in Skåne, it’s only fair that the two of you come see us. It makes sense, doesn’t it.
Hmm. Give birth to a hundred children… Thats what, about a thousand hours in labor? Tell ya what Ino, you give birth to the first one and we have a deal 
Seeing as how I’m the subject here, I suppose I should settle the candy-debate. Marabou Mjölkchoklad. I’m sorry but when push comes to shove, there just aint nothing that quite measures up. ::drools and decides to go get some as soon as this is finished - why not have chocolate for breakfast?::
Three dopers in Skåne? ::looks around:: Who did I miss? And yes ShibbOleth, I do know Håkan. Would you like me to give him a message? By the way, how do you pronounce Shibboleth…? 
Gotta have chocolate. Be right back. Y’all don’t care, most of you are still in bed anyway
Tell him I say “hello”. As for my screenname, it’s not so important, if you say it with a (southern) Swedish accent your in. It’s a very lovely sound IIRC.
Oh, and congratulations on drawing those English pansies in the WC Finals. Just hope you can also get past the Nigerians or the Argentines.
Look at this: serve up the words ‘Swedish Chick’ and the replies go through the roof.
Pathetic.
Welcome welcome welcome.
See you at the World Cup.
Anyone else find it peculiar that a Swedish chick says “y’all” and “ain’t?”
I’m not complaining, it’s just interesting, is all.
I worked with a guy named Henrik Larsson who came to America to study. He went to school at Troy State. In Alabama. He had one of the thickest southern accents I ever heard. It was more than a bit disconcerting.
Y’all have best shush now, y’all hea’? Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a suthen accent.
I lived in Hephzibah, GA, for a year. Can you tell?
Henrik Larsson as in the footballer Henrick Larsson, who plays for Celtic?
Swedish chicks ** FLIRTING???** What is this world coming to???
Welcome aboard.
This particular swedish chick spent some time in the states living with a guy from TN That’s where the “y’alls” and “ain’ts” stem from.
And ShibbOleth, I hope you understood what I was referring to when asking how you pronounce Shibboleth…? Because if you did - well then it was kinda important, wasn’t it?
No, this would be a pudgy, (now) middle aged guy with blond hair, fair skin and spectacles. I’m familiar with the other guy, he’s just a Henrik-come-lately. They look nothing alike. And I am fairly sure that I got the spelling of his first name correct, although it’s been 15 years now.
Sweden to TN? Talk about culture shock!! A swedish southern belle… sounds hot I guess.
Of course I understood. But the really important thing is how you pronounce it.