There's a Brand New Swedish Chick on the Boards!

And she’s a good friend of mine. Yep, people, please give Twilight a very warm and cheery welcome.

And I think she’s okay to flirt with too…

I’d tell you all about her, but I know she’d be pissed if I somehow robbed her of the opportunity to talk a bit.

Welcome to the boards! Set right up and jump right in.

Swedish chick??? WOO HOOO!!!:smiley:

So, Twilight, how YOU doin’?:wink:

Welcome!

Welcome! Any friend of Soda’s is a frie… Wait, I’ve never met Soda. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? Some Movement from Sweden to overpopulate the boards with Scans? I won’t stand for it!

[sub]kidding! Welcome![/sub]

Hiya, UncleBill. I guess now is as good a time as any to get to know eachother eh? So… How YOU doin’ :wink:

huh… huh… Swedish chicks… awwww yeah…

Welcome to the SDMB Twilight! The more Swedish chicks, the better, I say!

[sub]Psst! Soda? Did you get my mail?[/sub]

I did! (Slapping myself). I’ll get back to you pronto.

Now we can really have a mini-Malmö-Dopefest! Woo-hoo! And if Twilight would stop by sometime soon, this welcome thread wouldn’t seem quite as mundane and pointless.

I’d reply, but you have 666 posts. That scares me. I’ll wait for one more, thanks.

Whoa, quite the welcome there people. I’m charmed =) You’ll be seeing a lot more of me around…

Thanks Soda for the introduction =)

I think my next move is o learn how the darn smilies work around here (hehe)

Okay, since I practically forced you over here, I better give you some pointers.

First, for smilies, look over here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=showsmilies
Next, read every single thread in ATMB.
Finally, if someone did something cool, and you want to know how, hit “quote”. All kinds of secrets revealed, I tell ya’!

Now, Bill, I don’t have 666 posts anymore. Howsabout it?
:stuck_out_tongue:

Sooooo, [sub]<checks profile, no clue if male or female. checks e-mail, gets a clue>[/sub] how YOU doin? :wink:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeej.

Hur mur du?

When’s the Malmõ Dopefest? Shouln’t we have one in Stockholm first?

Now I’m picturing the chef from the muppets after reading Montfort’s post. <sheesh>

Welcome, Twilight. I’m not sure if Soda told you this or not, but you have to come to a DopeFest America. It’s a new rule, and I’m prety sure it’s in the member agreement somewhere.

Oh, and UB, you couldn’t figure out if Soda was female from this thread…?
Coding fixed - UB

[Edited by UncleBeer on 11-30-2001 at 11:21 AM]

It’s always best to measure twice, cut once!

Wow, Eric, maybe you need a second cup of coffee, first leaving the door open for an easy twist of your words, the the Linkmaster[sup]TM[/sup] makes a coding error???

She’s probably come here seeking the ultimate experience.
Me.

Oh, thinks, we’ll be there. As soon as we get a wealthy Doper Sugar Daddy to pay for tickets and such…

So, as I said, UncleBill, how YOU doin’? [sup][sub]You’re not rich, by any chance, are you?[/sup][/sub]

Yeah Soda, I meant to ask you - how’s that Sugar Daddy-project coming along? There’s a few other stops I’d like to make on our way to the Dopefest America… Like Thailand. If hard pressed I’d settle for the Maldives or the West Indies.

dreams on

It would get along a whole helluva lot better if you did some work here too, you know! Come on! Share some of your juicy details and we’ll have Sugar Daddies fighting to send us all over the world.

I give good head, what can you offer?