There's a Full Moon. Has anyone turned into a Werewolf?

My mother-in-law turns into a werewolf every Full Moon. It’s so tedious. I guess it runs in the family, to some degree, because my wife has tremors and whatnot as well - though she doesn’t have the full-blown transmogrification like her mom does. My daughter seems thus far immune, as does my son. There is no lycanthropy in my side of the family, so far as I can tell, though it is rumoured that we can trace our Blood Line back to Vlad The Impaler (you all know who he was). The whole Full Moon thing doesn’t seem to have much impact on me, in other words. Aside from the usual, of course - fever, flatulence, and random bouts of prolonged, uncontrollable screaming. But I digress. Back to the OP.

Do you (or does anyone you know) turn into a Werewolf when the Moon is Full? I presume this is fairly common. Thanks in advance, and regards,

Winston

I only get lycanthropy when I have too much caffine.

Dr. Pepper also does it for me.

Sucks to be you. No, wait, your’e not a vampire? In that case, Big Hairy Deal.

I think I did once. In 1960. For about 20 minutes.

Fool moon?

That explains the really wild sex last night with my gf… Who’s last name happens to be purely lupine. :smiley:

<D’Oh!> :smack:

Full moon?

That explains the really wild sex last night with my gf… Who’s last name happens to be purely lupine. :smiley:

Heh. I thought you were doing your famous Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation! :smiley:

Has anyone seen SusanStoHelit?

About once a month I wake up covered in fleas.

I was going to call the exterminator, but now you got me wondering.

Well, at work, (I’m a telephone operator) we’ve often taken note of the “full moon effect”–the stranger and stranger calls and requests that come in around the time of the full moon. Yesterday was odd enough…a man called in looking for Tokyo Rose in Chicago, and he wanted to speak with the oldest person in the office. I’m glad today’s my day off.

Are these in fact werewolves calling in, or is this a different sort of lycanthropy?

My arms are kind of hairy.

Does that count?

Yes. Growl.

Larry Talbot: You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.

Wilbur (Lou Costello): You and twenty million other guys!

I turn into a wereguy. Basically, my eyebrows get thicker, I drink more beer and sometimes scratch myself in embarassing places in public.

Then you are not a true Wereguy.
If you were, you would also belch and fart, and then grin like you were just handed a million bucks.

Okay, I’ve really tried, and I just don’t get it. What is the hidden meaning in this name?

My lycanthropy kicks in when I’m not getting enough caffeine. Dammit.

That’s because it doesn’t have to do with her name but,


she made some comments in the photo thread about being a werewolf.

Hmmmmm. I can belch and fart at will, and I have hair on my feet, I had a monobrow until my S.O. yanked the “extra” hairs out, and I feel perfectly beastly when my caffeine level gets low.

I think I’m one of “them”
AARROOOOOOOOO

You need to read some Pratchett.
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