There's a Mt. Saskatchewan?? WTF?

I doubt it. I’m sure I would have heard about it. :smiley:

Pfft. Like they have scenery like that in Manitoba. :wally

Yes, it does appear to be proved. I’ll have to look for those parts my next time through.

Hey, you all stole Kansas!

I’ve found it disconcerting when I travel to Texas and the horizon fades away for miles. I’m too used to the mountainous terrain of New England and New York.

I thinks at least some of those are from valleys looking back up to level.

Climbing expeditions to the highest points in Kansas and Nebraska:
http://www.dimensional.com/~jbettin/air/index.htm

From the above: Part VII: Man Down at Fencepost Traverse!
http://www.dimensional.com/~jbettin/air/ks007.htm

I’ll grant you some hills and river valleys, but mountains is what they have in Alberta and British Columbia, blocking the view.

The American version of making fun of climbing Mt. Saskatchewan would be the ascent of Mt. Sunflower, the highest point in Kansas.

At least there is no mention of John Cleese mounting an expedition to climb the Twin Peaks of Mt. Saskatchewan.

Which reminds me that I really do enjoy telling my wife all about the Snake running through the Grand Tetons every chance I get.

Five provinces have lower highest points than Saskatchewan: Manitoba (832 m), New Brunswick (817 m), Ontario (693 m), Nova Scotia (532 m), and PEI (142 m).

Better not tell her that I poached that snake once.*

*A friend and I kayaked a very short section of the Snake between Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks during a high flood that had closed it to rafting. Had some really big waves!

Here: “The Section tries to fill the alpine needs of enthusiasts living hours away from anything remotely vertical.”

Heh. How 'bout that. Colour me impressed :slight_smile:

It’s not how high it is, it’s how flat it is. The highest point in Kansas is over 1200m above sea level, but it doesn’t get particularly steep anywhere.

Kansas has actually been proven to be flatter than a pancake.

RTFirefly, thanks for your previous link to the Mt. Sunflower ascent webpage. Once again I get directed to a great webpage by a Doper. I hadn’t looked at it before my post about John Cleese, but found mention of him and the Monty Python skit on the Mt. Sunflower pages. Funny coincidence!

I stand on the shoulders of giants.

I’m 99% positive that I got the Mt. Sunflower link from another Dope thread, a few years back. I can’t remember to whom I’m indebted for the link, but damned if Dopers don’t come up with the best stuff.

I’m just recycling.

And your “Kansas proven flatter than a pancake” link was great. I’m printing that one out for my mother, who was born in and grew up in Kansas.

I never realised so many people knew about Saskatchewan. We need a SaskDope.

Okay, most of the high points in Saskatchewan manage to hide themselves in the southern part of the province. Being such a big province, those hills are a small fraction. Come up north to Waskesiu, pretty damn flat around here. I swear, I almost died when I went to BC driving on all those curvy hills.

/proud Saskatchewanian

I also found Return to Thick Air - Mission to climb Panorama Point, Nebraska even more hilarious.

The vain attempt to find Sandy Irvine near the summit was priceless.