Are you a Little Ceasar’s HOT-N-READY® Prostitute, $5, available for pickup only?
Could be worse if you have to give change from from the $5, or if it’s TwoFer Tuesday,
Because I’m not a taxonomist?
Hey, we’ve got a deal. I don’t hang out up in the corners of the ceiling, and spiders don’t hang out in my bed. Sucker’s getting squished, unless it’s bigger than the $5, in which case the “shrieking uncontrollably” option comes into play.
You don’t have to learn how to identify every spider, just the poisonous ones that are in your area.
I’d be bothered frequent incidents of terror and seek to reduce this unpleasant sensation as much as possible, but maybe some people actually enjoy the rush of needless panic. Kind of like a roller coaster that could pop up any time?
With the new polymer money in Canada, I’d say use the bill and then rinse it off.
That reminds me of an illustration in an Esperanto book I have: Under the dictionary entry for * surprizi *, the Esperanto word for “to surprise,” it shows a house fly the size of a cocker spaniel approaching a kid with a word - balloon reading, “Mi surprizos la knabon,” or “I will surprise the boy.” The kid sees this and screams his head off!
If I’m in my own bed I would assume I have my legs, arms and lungs.
Watch me screech and go 4-year old karate expert on the thing. If I have a $5 bill I might papercut the spider but I won’t plan on it.
I’m ashamed that this 2 year old would probably do better than me…
