There's only one thing wrong with America that makes Muslims hate it: ICKY QUEERS.

[RickJay]

@margin

Great! he’s all yours. You take him; go right ahead.

Crap. There’s all kind of things I can’t say for another three weeks. Dammit.

I’m not gay. I’m trying to foist him off on the gays. Shhhh! You’ll blow it!

Huh huh huh.

I said, “blow.”

[Skywatcher]

@astro

Weren’t you queers also responsible for the Cold War? IIRC it was part of the Domino Dancing Theory.

Hmmm…Domino dancing…

[lee]

And to make matters worse, the governor of my state will sign into law an antidiscrimination law that protects the rights of transsexulas and gays! Happy Birthday to me!

[5que]

@Ink a dink a dink

I am really starting to like you, Anaamika. That’s too cool I thought I was the only gal who loved gay porn.

I would like to go on record as a guy who loves lesbian porn.

Well, the “frilly” kind of lesbians, you know, and ones that aren’t lesbians when the pizza delivery man, or alternately, the pool man, shows up.

[matt_mcl]

@lee

And to make matters worse, the governor of my state will sign into law an antidiscrimination law that protects the rights of transsexulas and gays! Happy Birthday to me!

Really? Swank!

(Transsexula? Isn’t she in the travelling cast of RHPS?)

[matt_mcl]

@5que

…ones that aren’t lesbians when the pizza delivery man, or alternately, the pool man, shows up.[/SIZE]

“What the hell do I want with his penis? I have four of my own!” - Lea DeLaria

[andros]

@lee

the rights of transsexulas

Would that be a big hairy MtF spider?

[pizzabrat]

@Eve

You know the only reason they targeted the World Trade Center, right? It looked like two erect penises, right next to each other!!!

This joke has been stolen by pizzabrat.

[Kaitlyn]

Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dobson asked guests at a black-tie dinner in Washington on Tuesday for members of Congress and Bush supporters. According to the report by the New York Times, Dobson went on to say that SpongeBob’s creators had enlisted him in a “pro-homosexual video,” in which he appears alongside other children’s television icons like Barney and Jimmy Neutron. The makers of the video, Dobson said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a “tolerance pledge” that includes tolerance for differences of “sexual identity.”

I agree with Dobson. We must halt this now. Next thing you know, they’ll actually be wanting to teach in the schools. If this were to happen, children might actually see that these people are just like everyone else in most ways, and we cannot let this come to pass. Stay vigilant.

[Ludovic]

@pizzbrt

This joke hs been stolen by pizzbrt.

This post has been burgled by the Ludovic!

[Skywatcher]

@Ludovic

This post has been burgled by the Ludovic!

J.

[SolGrundy]

@Miller

George Bush thinks he’s tough on terror? I turned gay just to piss off Osama bin Laden.

Beat that, Georgie boy!

@matt_mcl

Please don’t. I do not want to be helling it up around Dupont Circle in a few years and run into that, thank you. Ew.

It may be too late. The headline to this Yahoo! news story, before some spoilsport went and changed it, was:
Bush Dances and Dashes Through 10 Balls

Beat that, matt!

[chaoticbear]

@elfbabe

Yeah, I hate icky queers too. You should all go have baths.

Sexy baths.

Oh, but not separately. One big queer bath.