The deathbed confession of a woman to her daughter reveals that she killed her husband 14 years ago when they lived in California, stuck him in the freezer, and had him shipped cross-country when sherelocated to Massachusetts six years ago. :eek:
Oh Dad, Poor Dad…
I’m guessing that by the time of the murder, the marriage’s passions had cooled.
Their relationship had turned frosty.
There’s something a little whiffy about this case.
I dunno…it just doesn’t smell right to me.
Talk about getting the cold shoulder.
Too bad he wasn’t from Scotland. Would’ve been a scotch on the rocks.
So, in this marriage it was the man that was frigid?
What kind of storage facility was this, anyway? The story says the freezer was locked (that won’t seal a freezer) and “sealed” with duct tape (no way it’ll be airtight). And it sat for 6 frigging years with no notice of a smell??? It wasn’t plugged in, so there was 6 years minimum of rotting human flesh, and nobody noticed! :smack: 
:eek: :wally :smack:
This stinks.
Oh Duffer if you examine the details you miss out on the sentiment.
The sentiment was EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW by the way.
This probably isn’t a good candidate for those “What can Brown do for YOU?” commercials.
Thanks to CSI and the internet, I now have a pretty good idea of what the inside of that freezer looks like.
Ugh.
But can you imagine the commercials for freezer makers?
“Buy Kenmore. Hey, look at what Maytag will do to your old man!” gratuitous camera shot
I’m seeing a new niche opening up for Ziploc brand body bags.
Specially designed to keep odors in and freezer burn out.
You lunatics are sick, depraved, twisted people.
I love it!
Think this woman and her freezer are related to Velma and her Cooler of Death?
What do you want to bet that her pet name for him was “My Little Pork-Chop”?
Of course not – the guy had a perpetual stiffy, didn’t he?
I’m feeling so sad…
Damn you, JeffB! 
“Mom, did something come between you and Dad?”
“Yes Honey… two pot pies and an ice tray.”