Uhhhh… I could have sworn their names were Geraldine DiMarzio Kelley and John Kelley. Are my psychic powers getting that strong? 
I think the point is that the media released the names, and got them from sources other than the police. Did make me think for a second though.
I’m confused. What did she do with the leg of lamb? Bury it in the back yard?
So, if I get this right, a guy vanished 14 years ago, and the authorities didn’t even search the house for him? Or call the children to get the obviously bogus story Mom was throwing around?
I get the impression that the story was that Dad had fucked off somewhere, and eventually died in a car accident. Likely he didn’t have any family close enough to him to consider him missing - I’ve got plenty of relatives that I haven’t seen in years, and who I haven’t a clue where they are, but I wouldn’t ever think to wonder if they’d gone missing.
Anyone else reminded of a certain Charles Addams cartoon?
Maybe. But The Cooler created life from its contents. I don’t see hubby rising up out of the freezer.
Wait til tonight! :eek:
Just one? He’s got several on that general concept. 
“Oh, John’s in the garden, now.”
Frankly I’m still trying to figure out how one can say for 14 years that their husband is dead, not run off, but dead and never have to show a death certificate to anyone. :eek:
She showed people AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted instead.
Oh, and did anyone else notice the remains were in two plastic bags? :eek:
I was thinking of where hubby was mummified and stuck in a tree.
I was beside myself when I read that.
'Cause Earl had to die
Heh! Was thinking about that, but couldn’t figure out how to work it in. 
What an absolutely evil woman. I feel sorry for her children. They will bear the burden of her evil acts the rest of their lives.
Just what DID they do with Clarence Birdseye when HE died?
Frozen Dad-queri coming right up!
No.
Pop-scicle.
I’m so evil.
You guys are just EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!
Keep it up. 