They can read your mind!

According to this article, it is possible to read your mind!

Hey, I am NOT looking at a picture of Jennifer Aniston wearing only a necktie! The technology is young and it is clearly a software bug!

Sorry, I have to go and work on perfecting my tinfoil hat.

Countdown to warantless braintaps in 5… 4… 3…

There’s quite a way to go between “being able to decypher what an organ is doing in real time” and “read thoughts”. Hell, half the time* I *don’t know what I’m thinking.

On the other hand, it would be quite cool if that thing could display hallucinations or dreams.

I, as I suspect many married men to be, am transparent to my wife. Therefore, wives can read minds as well. This is not news to any long-married fellows, I imagine.

Screw science. Get your wife in there and she can do it without any pesky EEG hookups or CAT scans.

Time to order that armadillo shell hat.

It would be cooler if they could implant some.

I can just imagine the menu…