They fight crime

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He’s an immortal pirate cat burglar She’s a foxy goth former first lady from a different time and place. They fight crime!

He’s a leather-clad ninja cyborg from the Mississippi delta. She’s a vivacious out-of-work bodyguard with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He’s a leather-clad crooked cop haunted by memories of 'Nam. She’s a strong-willed bisexual opera singer with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

He’s a superhumanly strong gay card sharp with no name. She’s a warm-hearted cigar-chomping vampire who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

Ha, I’ve seen this before. Weirdly hypnotic as well as funny.

He’s an ungodly Republican librarian who must take medication to keep him sane. She’s a hard-bitten punk widow who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

He’s a one-legged pirate waffle chef in drag. She’s an artistic French-Canadian college professor with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

He’s an underprivileged crooked barbarian gone bad. She’s a provocative belly-dancing college professor with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

He’s a lonely chivalrous librarian with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She’s a hard-bitten mute lawyer with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

I don’t know which is more implausible, a mute lawyer or a male librarian with a way with the ladies.